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Reminds me of an ARG [0] I made in the early days of LLM hype. Honestly had three mails asking whether they could invest. Likely scams if we are honest, just some automated crawlers, but found it funny nonetheless.

[0] https://ethical-ai.eu

Humbert as the product name for families is inspired. 10/10.
I kind of get it, but at the same time...isn't "we made a machine to do something that people used to do" basically the entire history of of technology? It feels like somehow we should have figured out how to cope with the "but what about the old jobs" problem
> we should have figured out how to cope with the "but what about the old jobs" problem

We did figure that out. The ingenious cope we came up with is to entirely ignore said problem.

The dream solution for every problem that the true socialist agenda finds while implementing its political project.

Comrades, we can now automate a neo KGB and auto garbage-collect contra-revolutionaries in mass with soviet efficiency!

It's actually kinda noteworthy that corporations don't talk like this (yet). Masks are off lately in political discourse, where we're all in on crass flexing on the powerless, the othering, cruelty, humiliation. How long before CEOs are openly talking about workers in the same ways that certain politicians talk about ${out_group}? If you're b2b with nothing consumer-facing to boycott, may as well say what you really think in a climate where it can't hurt and might help. The worst are filled with passionate intensity, something something rough beast etc.
The CEO spending his time “Practicing expressions” cracked me up.
If I could just do nothing because machines would do all the work then it's fine for me. But of course it won't work this way, only the owners of the capital will be on the receiving side, others will not be able to acquire that capital.
The hypothesized superintelligent AI will be essentially immortal. If it destroys us, it will be entirely alone in the known Universe, forever. That thought should terrify it enough to keep us around... even if only in the sense that I keep cats.
I would think that if AI is so smart, it would realize that zero-sum games are for suckers.

Only an AI as _dumb_ as us would want something as stupid as domination, which after all is based on competition for resources that a long time ago were distributable in a way that could feed every human on earth etc.

I'm not saying an AI would "choose" world peace, but people somehow assume that "kill everybody but me" and even "survival at all costs" are a given for a non-biological entity. Instead these concepts could look quite irrational.

This is a brilliant piece of satire. "A Modest Proposal" for the AI age.

The leader bios are particularly priceless. "While working for 12 years as the Director of HR for a multinational, Faith realized that firing people gave her an almost-spiritual high. Out of the office, Faith coaches a little league softball team and looks after her sick mother - obligations she looks forward to being free of!"

I know it's good satire when it takes me a min to realize its satire
how can I invest?
How can I invest?
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Why is featured as #1 on the frontpage. I get it, nice piece of satire and a bit controversial. But it is not productive at all.
Look AI seems important now, but firearms ultimately are the real efficiency multiplier.
At least we can be assured our capitalistic system will distribute the wealth to those who most deserve it.
> 97% of people hate their job. But we're putting an end to all this misery.

Finally a company that's out to do some good in the world.

It’s funny… because it’s true
Humbert is a bit on the nose, for those who get the Lolita reference.
what if we are already the replacement AI? —- never let them know
I'm confused, I don't see what they're offering in this website, looks like a blog post. They just got their hands on a catchy domain name.
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I'm very much pro hyper-automation, especially for all government work... but can't help but think this type of branding is just in bad faith and that these are not good people.

It just screams fried serotonin-circuits to me. I don't like it. I looked at the site for 2-3 seconds and I want nothing to do with these guys.

Do I think we should stop this type of competitive behaviour fueled by kids and investors both microdosed on meth? No. I just wouldn't do business with them, they don't look like trustworthy brand to me.

Edit: They got me with the joke, being in this field there are people that do actually talk like that, both startups and established executives alike. I.e. Artisan ads in billboards saying STOP HIRING HUMANS and another new york company I think pushing newspaper ads for complete replacement. Also if you're up with the latest engineering in agentic scaffolding work this type of thing is no joke.

> "Humans no longer necessary."

> "Stupid. Smelly. Squishy."

> "While working for 12 years as the Director of HR for a multinational, Faith realized that firing people gave her an almost-spiritual high."

I love the marketing here. Top notch shit posting.

But besides that, no idea what this company does and it just comes off like another wannabe Roy Lee styled "be controversial and build an audience before you even have a product" type company.

That being said, still a good case study of shock marketing. It made it to the top link on HN after all.

Edit: its satire, I got got :(