Why I'm not "Why I ..."

I am ... so sick ... of all the "Why I ..." titles of articles. If the authors were known, it would be significant, but they aren't and are only venturing an opinion that would otherwise be just a thread post here. Also, in most cases, the topic is so narrow it would be deleted on Stackoverflow and other such sites.

Stop it! At least be more creative with the title even if the topic doesn't concern anyone.