Ask HN: Facebook developer account without using Facebook?

Each time I register for Facebook, I disable everything on my account as I am only signing-up for the developer tools. Facebook keeps disabling my accounts (one with my real name, another with one letter for my first name).

I do not want to use Facebook. Nor do I want to scan and send them copies of my drivers license for my account to be verified (what happens to the files afterward?).

How the hell do I use their tools without using their services?