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Looks like the site uses the deprecated "Report-To:" header in responses too, something I've never seen before and had to lookup.
I am all for goofy headers. Its especially fun when randomly stumbling into it.
The most important HTTP header (though clacks is a packet routing system, not an application-level streaming protocol)
GNU Terry Pratchett

"A man never truly dies until the his name is no longer spoken."

Does “saying the name lest he be forgotten” classify as Cargo Cult?
I had that header set back when I ran my blog on my own HTTP server. Probably should spend some Cloudflare worker cycles to put it back now that it’s purely static…
FYI - no need to prefix your custom header with X- !

> Historically, designers and implementers of application protocols have often distinguished between standardized and unstandardized parameters by prefixing the names of unstandardized parameters with the string "X-" or similar constructs. In practice, that convention causes more problems than it solves. Therefore, this document deprecates the convention for newly defined parameters with textual (as opposed to numerical) names in application protocols.

https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc6648

I have been guilty of adding a custom header to all of my emails: "Yo-Momma: Fat". For years. In a professional setting. Nobody noticed.
Discovering this at work one day would have brought a smile to my face!

Perhaps there's a whole new joke format here.

Long-Face-Reason: horse

Is this possibly an intentional reference to GNU Linux, or unrelated?
Within the book itself the clacks system has its own technical protocol which is briefly touched upon. The "overhead" is essentially packet or request metadata.

From the LSpace wiki, GNU is a metadata that means:

    G: Send the message onto the next Clacks Tower.
    N: Do not log the message.
    U: At the end of the line, return the message.

And yes, it is almost certainly a reference to GNU as in "GNU's Not Unix". =)

https://wiki.lspace.org/GNU_Terry_Pratchett

It's Terry Pratchett, so of course it's an intentional reference.
I miss Terry Pratchett. Just a good guy, writing joyful books. None of that "gritty realism" here. There's only about 40 books by him, so I read 2 a year. By the time I get to 40, I figure I would have forgotten the first few and I can start again.

My blog has had this header since the day he died.

The Night Watch seems pretty gritty to me. And Small Gods. And Vimes' escape from the werewolves in The Fifth Elephant.
Night Watch is my favourite book of his, as it turns out. He is capable of exploring serious themes while still maintaining some whimsy. That's why I love him so much.
stackoverflow.com and all stack exchange sites also include X-Clacks-Overhead in the response thanks to yours truly
I think strictly speaking any node on the network which receives the header should forward it on. So if your browser ever sees it, it should use it for all HTTP requests from that point. And if a server ever receives it, it should pass it to all clients.
A while back I wrote a tiny piece of Phoenix middleware to add the GNU message for an arbitrary name to phoenix applications:

https://github.com/alex0112/ex_clacks_overhead

I haven't touched it in years, so it's possible that it no longer works. But maybe this post is a kick in the pants for me to go test it again.

Thanks for keeping it in the overhead. GNU Terry Pratchett.

> "A man's not dead while his name is still spoken"

> But sometimes small, unnecessary things are exactly what make the internet better.

Or, worse? I don't think this is the point you're wanting to make but it's not always the case that it's better.