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Who cares about AGI? If it happens some day, it will not good for me and I can do nothing about it, so, who cares?
Spoiler: It isn’t.

Maybe AGI is here for the author and mediocre web developers, otherwise the big AI labs would have replaced their AI researchers already and commercial airliners would have already replaced their pilots with GPTs.

This is exactly why “AGI” is meaningless.

No, it's not here. Sophisticated automatic parrot is not intelligent.
I'll say AGI is "here" when they are agents in our Slack/chat, emails, and planning tools doing that strategic work that management does. As a dev, "AI" is currently just a handy English language interface to web search.
I heard OpenAI are going to put together a panel of experts to declare AGI. I wonder how that's going.
> If you appeared in a puff of smoke before the authors of that paper, just after publication — a few months before half of them cleaved from OpenAI to form Anthropic — and carried with you a laptop linked through time to the big models of 2026, what would their appraisal be ? There’s no doubt in my mind they would say: Wow, we really did it ! This is obviously AGI!

I really don't think this would be the reaction. I'd say they would (or should) look at the systems we have now and see a very clear path between where they were then and where we are now, with all the positives _and negatives_. We still get hallucinations. We still get misalignment, if anything as capabilities have improved so has the potential for damage when things go wrong. It's pretty clear to me that late 2025 models are just better versions of what we had in 2021.

That's not to say they're not more useful, more valuable, they absolutely are! But that's all about product integrations, speed, and turning up the dial on inference compute. They're still fundamentally the same things.

The next big step forward, the thing that LLMs are obviously missing, is memory. The fact we're messing around with context windows, attention across the context space, chat lookup and fact saving features, etc, are all patches over the fact that LLMs can't remember anything in the way that humans (or pretty much any animal) can. It's clear that we need a paradigm shift on memory to unlock the next level of performance.

I feel like it's kinda maybe here. Stochastic parrot or not, I can ask for "tea, earl grey, hot" and get an orange juice. It's way better than this time last year.

It's not perfect, but it doesn't need to be, to be useful.

I want a thing that has a fuzzy capability <X>.

To make this easier to discuss and think about, here's a short name <Y> for that thing, and a longer definition <Z> that probably describes that thing.

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Oh look, if I take the literal definitions of some words in <Y>, there's a thing that fits!

Therefore <X> is solved!

It's not even AI, let alone AGI. It's a high dimensional statistical map of language, that's all.
"It's a mindless next-token predictor," says the human, as he skillfully emulates a mindless next-token predictor.
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Let me know when AGI has fixed the tax code and streamlined the Code of Federal Regulations.
[Recycled from a dupe submission]

> This is why I pro­pose uni­lat­eral dec­la­ra­tion as a strategic countermove [... tearing] away the veil of any-minute-now mil­lenar­i­anism to reveal deployed tech­nology

I think that in an ideal world, this would thoroughly embarrass the over-promisers by forcing them to put-up-or-shut-up, and it's fun to imagine... however I worry that it won't work out that way. Instead of deflating the nonsense in its tracks, it'll just give it more momentum and worsen the eventual mess.

> What do I mean by AGI ?

Can we fight it with a better term? Something like... Oh, I dunno, maybe "Artificial Narrative Intelligence", in the same sense that we could say A* is a kind of pathfinding intelligence.

I say "narrative" because we've got these machines that grow "fitting" documents, and are often used with stories to "decide" what happens next. For example, the story setting is a Support Page, the Customer Character says X, and the Very Helpful Robot Character then does Y and says Z in response, etc.

However just because these stories fit surprisingly well doesn't mean it's doing the kind of "thinking" we really dreamed of.

> You some­times read about employees of AI com­pa­nies absorbed by their own products. Nobody on Earth has spent more hours talking to YakGPT than Katie Echo! Nobody can pump more code out of Shan­non­Soft than Johnny Narcissus! Recalling my Twitter expe­ri­ence, I think boasts (and posts) of this kind should inspire caution.

To me a lot of that feels like just the thing-of-the-day LinkedIn Lunacy, albeit running at an unusual intensity.

> AGI is here!

Can AGI not speak for itself? Does it need humans to speak and act on its behalf? Who are the high-priests and what are the sects?