Gen Z are arriving to college unable to even read a sentence (fortune.com)

full: Gen Z are arriving to college unable to even read a sentence—professors warn it could lead to a generation of anxious and lonely graduates

I thought I was reading the Onion. :(

so... fail them? maybe they can learn to read after failing a 101 class a few times in a row

'arriving to college"

In my book that should be either arriving at college, or coming to college.

I offer an upvote for a plausible interpretation of

"I feel like I am tap dancing ..."