I don't think I've seen satire in the form of a programming language before :). Neat. Does anyone else have any other examples? All I can think of are languages like Velado (uses notes) and Piet.
Flagged: code and prose written by an LLM, and uncanny-valley as a result - a few examples:
- the programming language part is dropped almost immediately by the LLM.
- The unrelated meat emojis to give it an animated background
- Painfully generic / not attempting to make a joke: "This language finally lets me express my true feelings about variable assignment."
- Every section has exactly the "right" length, ~3-5 items per list, ~2-3 paragraphs per section.
Hate to eat downvotes for saying this, I hate what FB / Zuck too and understand the impulse to treat it as unneeded negativity.
However, I've been on HN for 16 years, and can't remember a time I've seen a human-generated surface-level satire persist in the top posts. Seems to me the length and subject let the slop skate, at least so far.
I’d be interested to see a satirical concept like this that goes more in depth by, say, having the operational semantics help fuel the satire. When I see things like this, I always feel underwhelmed when it’s just a keyword swap.
For example, take the title. Imagine if the PL was a declarative way of describing a distributed system, with HTTP endpoints or web sockets connecting modules. Then, for harvesting, it gives unbounded ability for nodes to read and write to other nodes outside of the standard interface. You can just go in and read/write their data, without any public interface needed. Of course someone else can probably come up with something better, but I think it’d be cool to see something that more fully uses what a “programming language” means.
I still don’t really get the point. If the joke works without being a programming language, why make it one? We already have plenty of real languages people don’t want to learn or maintain — adding a satirical one feels more like a novelty than a statement.
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- the programming language part is dropped almost immediately by the LLM.
- The unrelated meat emojis to give it an animated background
- Painfully generic / not attempting to make a joke: "This language finally lets me express my true feelings about variable assignment."
- Every section has exactly the "right" length, ~3-5 items per list, ~2-3 paragraphs per section.
Hate to eat downvotes for saying this, I hate what FB / Zuck too and understand the impulse to treat it as unneeded negativity.
However, I've been on HN for 16 years, and can't remember a time I've seen a human-generated surface-level satire persist in the top posts. Seems to me the length and subject let the slop skate, at least so far.
For example, take the title. Imagine if the PL was a declarative way of describing a distributed system, with HTTP endpoints or web sockets connecting modules. Then, for harvesting, it gives unbounded ability for nodes to read and write to other nodes outside of the standard interface. You can just go in and read/write their data, without any public interface needed. Of course someone else can probably come up with something better, but I think it’d be cool to see something that more fully uses what a “programming language” means.
This was made by claude code as a demo to someone, and because I thought it would be funny.
It actually works have a look: https://github.com/jayzalowitz/zucksharp
... any other version will break it. RIP SW engineering.
I guess this has become a mantra: "Going forward is a way to retreat. " TTOP