Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights (theregister.com)

Fox declares itself the guardian of chickens' lives

Not The Onion.

It's worse, because I think that Karp might actually believe that.

Which rights, you may ask?

Don't worry, Palantir will decide for you

I don't know what Palantir can do, whether it's good or bad, but countering China is the top priority. Four British prime ministers have been monitored by China. British politicians visiting China even have to change clothes under a bed sheet. More than six months ago, there were rumors that Palantir was behind all of this, but it was actually China that did it.