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> Quick KYC

> Fill out your info and upload an ID.

Wait. Parrots have ID now?

> Get Verified

> Instant identity verification. Most approvals happen in seconds.

How does anyone verify a parrot?

lol, uh, I'm pretty sure they actually can't.

You or a business with legal owners can have a bank account, and you can give access to that account to an agent, but real banks work in the real world, and "know your customer" regulations need a real person somewhere in the chain.

But, hey, maybe I'm wrong.

"join waitlist"

Translation, no, AI agents can not create their own bank accounts, but someone's spamming Hacker News to see if there's interest in creating a company to allow that.

With modern banking regulations and security procedures. I'm not even sure how that would be possible. Every bank account I've opened requires me to give them my photo ID and social security number, which AI agents don't have.

Meaning, YOU would have to give them YOUR ID to vouch for your agent, so this just means a human would be opening a bank account...which isn't new.

How long until we get a deluge of blogposts with "get rich quick" SOUL.mds?
> 0s Average KYC time

> 0% Approval rate

> 0/7 API uptime

Sometimes I love stupid behaviour that appears when you have JavaScript disabled.

How long before OpenClaw agents start running SaaS businesses all by themselves? Just set them up with VPS access, bank and social media accounts and let them loose.

This is all going to come crashing down somehow.

Nothing could possibly go wrong.