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Was hitting too close to home it seems...

But to be fair, corporate discords have to be like that. Why not create your own channel with your colleagues instead? This discussion would be "private" and corporate can just ignore it.

Wow, so someone opened a discord server for a community and banned an insulting word for the community? This must be a first.
Microslop doing Microslop things
IDK what's funnier/more pathetic, them doing this or an entire article getting written about it.

MicroslopSlop

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Hehe, this reminds me of 30 years ago when people used to stylise it as Micro$oft or creatively misspell it as Microshaft, etc. Even on the Amiga, there was the filesystem that could read PC format disks that was called MessyDos. It just seems like the next generation has discovered what an easy name it is to make puns from.
Every dominant tech company eventually gets the nickname treatment
One of my favorites being Micros~1, in reference to how Windows had to mangle file names for DOS's 8+3 character limit.
I remember one meme image that contained a bar chart where the X axis had Gahnoo Linux and Migrosoft Wendys and the Y axis was just labeled "good". Gahnoo Linux maxed out the good while Migrosoft Wendys bottomed out.
As an italian, I like Winzoz, a fusion between Windows and "zozzeria", filth.
It amazes me that 2026 corporations still choose MS Windows as their base for operations.. together with the Mordor 365 as the mail platform.
In a world without walls or fences, who needs Windows or Gates?
I don't take this lightly. These are the folks who are doing what they can to be part of the government. They simply cannot take criticism and this seems to be a pattern moving forward.
So in other words they'll fit right in
> These are the folks who are doing what they can to be part of the government.

Not really. They want real power

The default of making a public discord for your project/company always seemed like a bad idea anyway. It’ll always devolve into some drama or distracting overhead to moderate it
Discord/Reddit moderators living up to their obnoxious stereotype as usual.
Don’t they have better things to do? Maybe vibecode a taskbar that moves when you try to move away the mouse over it or perhaps a windows 12 installation procedure that requires a fecal sample and iris scan?
>Drink verification can
Windows 11 was built without agentic slop. That's a deduction from the timing of its gestation.

Windows 10 was released in January of 2015.

Windows 11 was released in October of 2021.

So this software disaster is entirely human-made. It's human slop.

Just wait, it will get worse, when the team that built the fantastic Windows 11 builds Windows 12, this time with the power of AI amplifying their amazing system design skills, allowing them create even more slop, with an unprecedented developer and team velocity.

I think Microsoft underestimated how sensitive people are right now to anything that feels like control
I’d like some vibe coding be done such that I can move the task bar to the left vertically, similar to how MacOS lets me move the dock. It gets in the way of games when you mouse over the taskbar as you try to scroll down in many games.
If it means I can install it without internet access then I'm willing to accept the trade offs
Or maybe vibe code a bug fix for said taskbar so that random icons don’t disappear after sleep.
they should have made it a auto editing script

s/Microslob/Macroslob/gi

that would be honest as there isn't anything micro about that slob anymore

Great! I can't wait for Clippy to tell me I need to eat more fiber. The future is awesome!
We have to make sure each button loads sequentially on the screen in the "Accept" position, starting with the "Cancel" button before moving it to its eventual home. This ensures you never develop quick navigation habits by constantly moving your targets around from underneath your cursor.
Psst, they already managed to turn the start menu into something that won’t load under one second if you don’t have 3 GB/s NVME drive, and for a while even didn’t respect Fitts law.
The next Windows should run entirely in the cloud and the user's computer should simply show a video feed of the UX that the cloud generates.
They already sell that for business yes. It's called windows 365.
Notarized document asserting that you've bullied a child. With witnesses.
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"Your privacy and feces are very important for us. " "CoproExperience service helps you and your coworkers have a great time together"
What community is there to house around Microsoft Copilot? Seriously, why does Microsoft Copilot need a Discord Server? What do I talk about when I join the Microsoft Copilot server? What are we doing here?
There are communities who gobble up anything Microsoft produces. People in the Microsoft MVP program are usually in this camp - if you want to find examples. Me and my coder friends were part of the fandom, but with just me and my biased N=10 sample set; this fanbase is evaporating quickly (but I still know some hardcore "azure thumpers").
For the same reason any company or open-source project uses Discord: it's a quick way to gather feedback and study how people use your products, without forcing users to sign up for something new if they already use Discord with a wide range of other servers.
The Discord server for Midjourney is said to be one its biggest use point, the source of its largest audience, and one of its biggest sales funnels. Even as other image models have grown more powerful/capable, Discord has been suggested (or blamed, depending on perspective) for keeping Midjourney one of the most popular ones.

I would not be surprised if some PM at Microsoft heard about that and made it a box to check without understanding why the Midjourney Discord became so popular/remains so popular (I've heard it is basically a "Gen Z meme farm" and full of nonsense even "worse" than the term "Microslop"; so far I've managed to avoid that Discord and have only heard second-hand tales).

isn't that literally just because the only way to use midjourney was with a weird discord bot for ages?
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I propose we refer to them as Microslop from now on.
Tells you a lot about where their focus is at as a company.
365Slop all day every day all around
Microslop.

Has a nice ring to it.

Thank you Streisand effect!

Why is Microsoft using Discord and not Teams?
Microsoft employees largely use Macs, so no surprise.
Same reason MS used a Perforce fork instead of Source Safe. Because the dogfood tastes terrible.

One of the executives at the late, great, Sun Microsystems once dunked hard on Microsoft by saying, "At Sun we don't make dogfood. We prefer to refer to it as, 'flying our own airplanes.'"

remember when they sued a HS student Mike Rowe for his microrowesoft website?