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He finally defeated life
Death has Chucknorrised?
“We’d like to keep the circumstances private”

Yes, but now I’m like, super suspicious.

The Grim Reaper wished that Chuck Norris had only come to play chess with him!
Death had to take Chuck Norris sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.
Chuck Norris didn't die. He just let everyone else live.
Chuck Norris let him win
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Chuck Norris dominated WoW Barrens chat back in the day. It was kind of weird and amazing at the same time.
Death becomes Chuck Norris.
He was supposed to die last year, but death took a while to muster the courage to call him.
Chuck Norris doesn’t die. Death gets Chuck Norris.
There's not a body inside Chuck Norris's casket, there's just a fist.
There was a period of like 2 years when I was a kid where chuck Norris jokes were all the rage on the playground and I made an iPhone app that listed them all.

Jokes like “Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door.”

Anyway, I “built” this stupid app when I was like 13, copy-pasted like 300 jokes in there and a random one would show every time you tapped the screen.

Chuck Norris’s estate blocked the app from going live. I wish I had printed that rejection out and framed it.

Chuck Norris did not die. He was just sick of death being too afraid to come for him, so he went to meet it. I just wonder... what if he killed it?
It's a trick; he will come back unscathed in the next episode.
First Wade Boggs and now this. Just awful.
Oh this guy is a legend. Did he do anything with tech peripherally? I hope we can put up a dark top for him as an exception.
Chuck Norris didn’t die, we simply phased out of his reality.
I can only assume Chuck has decided to relieve the grim reaper of his duties, leaving us all here to meet our own end not with a scythe but a roundhouse kick.