Stripe is down (status.stripe.com)

> As of 07:55 UTC, we are experiencing issues with the Dashboard, Express Dashboard on all platforms and Mobile surfaces. We’re continuing to investigate and will post further updates. API requests and payment processing are unaffected by this issue.

https://status.stripe.com/

Payment links still seem to be working. Just the dashboard?

This might be a slightly more useful link: https://downdetector.com/status/stripe/

Link is to the dashboard? I do not have a stripe account

I think Azure exploded and knocked a bunch of things offline

Sound of an old LP record scratch while the global economy grinds to a halt…

Looks like the dashboard was down. Payments continued to work. And I guess the dashboard is back up now?

It would be nice if they could reduce the dashboards memory consumption while they're at it!

Today's Downtime Mystery: Another instance of vibe-coding ? Did the pull request 'came from within the company' ?

Stripe's "Minions": How AI agents write 1,300 PRs weekly with 0 human coding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Mi5SYSDnY