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That's some fine problem solving, albeit not the problems the prison wanted to be solved.

I sometimes wonder if these sorts of people who "succeed" in these odd ways on the wrong side of the criminal fence, would have had rather successful careers had just a couple of things gone differently towards the start of their life.

Of course they would. A criminal is just a person. And with such an extraordinary percentage of the US population in prison, you can expect the full spectrum of ability, intelligence, passion, compassion, and everything else. Our prison system is an extreme tragedy that most people are numb to because it's been that way forever.
Creative.. someone should hire this guy when or if he gets out.
I wonder if the those articles are from textfiles.com?
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Excellent lateral thinking, and result driven mindset. I’m not being sarcastic either
This makes me wonder if people might be getting Starlink Minis smuggled in by corrupt guards.
Cellphones are always interesting because of the weird game of "sorta legal cellphone jamming" with managed access systems.

Can't just jam the phones, but you can set up a carrier-blessed sorta-Stingray that traps 'rejected' phones into a sinkhole network while bounces 'authorized' phones out to macro networks. It's kinda funky and wild.

Just give them computers already...

What is with this BS idea of medieval jail conditions...

> Investigators found software, pornography and articles about making drugs and explosives on the machines.

I mean… yes, obviously, if you look on a computer you're gonna find software.

Free roam games in a prison would be highly praised, even if they were dumb Pokémon roms or really old GTA releases.

Or just give them long gamebooks -not necesarily fantasy themed- a la CYOA but with pencils and erasers (and, yes, they can be turned into a weapon, but inmates will use for paperwork or prison classes anyway).

Some of them allow you to roam under a whole city and solve enigmas/puzzles and fight.

I fear that "opportunities for offenders to participate in meaningful and rehabilitative programming" probably does not mean programming. It's the prisoners who get programmed.