honeyslop is code canaries, decoys, for open-source projects drowning in AI-hallucinated ("slop") and unverified vulnerability reports. A slop scanner ingests the canary, then generates a vulnerability "report" based on it. The report self-identifies as slop. Close it in one grep.

This is a quick PoC, vibe-coded as a joke (not production-grade), because we received a slop report at raptor, ourselves. Should be fun!