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That ascii lava lamp effect is low key really cool
Not sure what's low key about it but I agree that it's cool
These all look very professional for (basically) a parody library
It's very fun and way too polished, thanks!
I heard you like AI slop...
Man... That's satire on a whole another level. What a technical and deep sense of humor.
Very funny. Although ironic that this whole library was built with AI.
It needs a purple gradient mode.
The most extreme virtue-signal is to go completely browser-default and have no styling whatsoever. Like lowercasing because your pinky can't be arsed to reach for the shift-key even though you've a billion dollars in series A.
I could see actually using this…
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
This needs an additional subscriptions service tier, that's even more performative and even more AI
NGL I'm going to steal/borrow/leach all sorts of these for my product.

When in Rome!

Yawn. This is just bootstrap all over again. So what if people who don't have design skills can now create pleasant looking websites?
I've worked on several projects where people looked at the site, which was simple and straight to the point, and people would straight up tell me they didn't take it seriously because it didn't have these performative UI things on it.

It's like when a Youtuber's audience complains about how they're constantly asking you to subscribe. The reason it happens is because the statistics say it works.

I use a Substack site for the conference that I run. The popup and subscribe buttons everywhere used to annoy me...but they work. Went from 0 to almost 1,000 subscribers on an otherwise low traffic site and it's by far the best way to reach people.

https://carolina.codes

Youtubes monetization guidelines also require it.
My colleague vibe coded a website that looks exactly like this one. Everyone on the meeting loved it - they thought it was cool. These were IT people.
The IT people know no one's really buying just off the flashy website alone - because they don't! - and that it'll get management to okay it.
There are 2 kinds of people- people who understand tech and people who use tech, in the ratio 1:9 (or even lower?). For the 90%+ people who like using fancy tech and feel smart/intelligent, the bling on your landing page is necessary.
Neat, opened an issue there for a finicky bit of code that'd help me quite a bit. /s
My Claude feels personally attacked.
“TokenStream – Server-sent events (SSE) were added to the HTML5 spec in 2008 but never used until 2025.”

I remember chunked transfer encoding shipped in 1997. It's been possible since then to readily and easily stream bytes of text or chunks of html the way everyone sees LLMs do today.

I used this to write a web based telnet client in 1997, and later a text moo / chat for the web. In both cases used a frameset so your line to send was at bottom of screen, the incoming lines were server-sent as things happened server side, and scrolled the client as new lines came in.

There were other things you could abuse before that, but less reliable.

But yeah, talk about things nobody used....

I get the whole trope thing and maybe I'm just an old man but I still am kinda impressed when Claude sh*ts out this type of UI 100 times faster than I ever could. It might also be that I never could have made UI even of this quality before AI. (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)