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I would probably pull him over too but arguably he should be pulled over less than normal, right? The risk that he’s some criminal is probably pretty low since not a lot of criminals would chose a car like that to travel.

On the other hand it probably has an increased likelihood to have technical problems that make it reasonable to pull it over though.

Well this headline is certainly a crash blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/crash-blossom-words...
English has a lot more of these crash blossoms--not just in headlines--than eg German or other more inflected languages.

It's sometimes charming, sometimes annoying. (But it makes for some cheap joke material that tends to make Poms think they are especially funny.)

Poor guy. He just wanted to spread some joy and now he's risking his life repeatedly. One of these police stops it's not going to work out. There are just too many US police eager to use physical violence for no reason.
> World Needs More Whimsy

100% that! When did everything get serious and look-alike? Anyway, I am taking off, shopping cart racing in the mall...

(1) Obtain a vehicle that commands attention. (2) Enjoy everyone's attention! (3) There's no point three.
Gee golly whillikers!

Pigs are abusing their authority! Oh whatever shall we do?

Every time he gets pulled over for a selfie it's an abuse of power. If he can't ignore it, they shouldn't be doing it. Wait for a random encounter in a parking lot or gas station like the rest of us.
In some purer version of the universe where laws are absolute, you might be right.

In the world as it is, with laws interpreted by humans along notions of what society generally finds acceptable: if you drive a funny car or where an especially funny hat, expect to get a lot of attention from all kinds of people, including cops.

The "(s)he was asking for it" defense is fairly ripe here. I'd say we can all let this one slip.
Open cars worry me. How do they handle the wind, rain, snow, hail, etc.?
I used to drive a 1991 Suzuki Cappuccino - a tiny right-hand drive kei sports car. The first couple of years I drove it, the police pulled me over on a regular basis - no tickets issued but lots of questions asked.

One time while I was waiting for a light, an officer knocked on my window (which is somewhat startling)... I rolled it down and he excitedly asked "What kind of car is this?!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzuki_Cappuccino

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ACAB (All Cops Appreciate Banana)
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Alternative title:

Person who wants to get noticed indeed gets noticed

If he were my Uber, I would tip so much.
I bought the ninth Mini Cooper in Illinois in 2002. My former wife got pulled over in Chicago. They just wanted to look at the car.
Is this LLM-written, or is this just the sort of annoying "breathless" style of writing that LLMs were trained on?
I would love to be able to rent it out and have the guy drive me around. I would dress up like Donkey Kong, too.
I enjoyed this, in all of its silly big banana energy.

I have an overdeveloped anti-authority streak, and I did not like to read that he was pulled over so often, but... I mean... that surely isn't a surprise, right? It's almost like reverse entrapment of the officers :)

Straight out of Richard Scarry's "Cars and Trucks and Things That Go": https://a.co/d/0778Ou0A

If you are a parent of a small child, you will be amazed by the depth and fun of this book. I am always surprised it is not more commonly read.

We have a lot of the richard scarry books. I've gotten so many laughs out of them with my child.

> you will be amazed by the depth and fun of this book

+100. These are so fun to read and look at. There are stories in stories. These books are a treasure.

I hosted Steve on my couch (remember Couchsurfing?) when he was taking his Big Banana Car to a local art festival. Awesome guy, awesome car. I got to ride along for a bit. It was thrilling to see every single person's face light up as soon as they saw it, like a moving happiness machine. I hope somebody sees this and decides to make their own bit of whimsy
Frankly, this sounds like a really fun time. Sometimes the simple things just hit harder.