Stop calling the Super Productionizer a 'baby blender' – Frank Elavsky (frank.computer)

AI wrote this I presume?

Anyway, I'm happy with my vitamix, baby-blending and all.

Pretty dark satire. I hope most folks already have a healthy skepticism of corpo speak. And if they don't I'm not sure they'd become more skeptical reading works like this, especially given how verbose and wordy it is. Perhaps it's just venting?

I’m having a hard time following it