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Looking at the severed parts, it doesn't seem like they'll live long. I wonder how long they'd survive after something like that.

It looks like something out of CockroachPunk 2077

Oh god, you can imagine how governments are going to look at this and freak out about espionage. Or worse, use this tech for espionage!!
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...

Seriously, this playing with living organisms to augment their capabilities and make them do our bidding is a bit beyond my personal moral threshold. At this point isn't easier to miniaturize a robot cocroach?

Every day we're getting closer to the tech-world in the "Starfish" from Peter Watts.
Just because you can doesn't mean you should
Bill Gates at it again!!! Damn you Bill Gates, damn yoooooouuu...!
It is fun to imagine paleontologists, some millions of years from now, whatever species they will be themselves, finding a fossil of this cockroach and trying to explain it. One thing are humans having hip joint implants, but "why on Earth would they make a diving suite for a cockroach?!"
This is the kind of Science I'd expect a 12 year old boy to come up with given unlimited funding.
> ... oxygen generation mechanism of diving suit for cyborg cockroaches

An actual quote from a Nature article

The authors of the article deserve to get appropriate controllers inserted right up into their assholes, so they enjoy the operational range it gives to their fucking selves.
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Just what we need at this moment, the viruses and bacteria of hissing cockroaches entering into our valuable water sources so we can drink it, and maybe experience aquatic-park-fun mode in our intestines. Or even discover (who knows? microbiologists can dream) a new exciting pandemic, when two ecosystems that never evolved to be together meet each other? Imagine those giant marine viruses, now on our cricket bars and mosquitoes.