Miss the old web? Join us haywood.computer (haywood.computer)

I click. I see an anime girlie bot challenge screen. I hear zoomer pop in ~32k 16-bit stereo. I see JavaScript animations and a seizure-inducing vibecoded layout. I close the tab.

"Miss the old web?" The author wasn't even born then.

The graphics were never that good in the old days.

Yeah I dunno what this is

Fuck you and your music.

I like it. Is the music AI generated though?

try as hard as you can, you can't hide the claude style of frontend. get out, poser

This is literally everything terrible about web design in $CURRENT_YEAR.

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