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love this, i'm a boat captain and collect images of terrible boat names on my phone. people are insane, always baffles me what they will name a boat.
Can't believe there's only one Stugots
I've always thought Unsinkable II would be a good boat name
I bought a sailboat in 2022 and sailed all over the caribbean from florida from 2022-2025. I came across a lot of funny boat names.

My boat was not among them sadly as I was serious about mine.

Fishizzle, Boat Float, Unsinkable II, Knot for Sail, etc.

It had my boat name, which so far I haven't seen duplicated, and isn't particularly specific to anything that would preclude someone else from using it.
My boat's called Floating Point :)
The "Boat ownership by income" is interesting, although easy to misread at a glance.

7% of boat owners earning under $25k is of course very different from 7% of people earning under $25k owning a boat.

I'd love to see an actual chart of boat ownership at income levels, it would read quite differently I'm sure.

> although easy to misread at a glance.

I think that's because there's an implied word missing

"Boat ownership *sorted* by income" or "Boat ownership *categorized* by income" makes the direction of subset explicit, but feels harder to read somewhat

Bust Out Another Thousand
I can't help but think this article could have used some more polishing. The stats say that there are 101 boats named "Freedom", but if you enter "Freedom" in the search, it shows 48 boats with names including "Freedom", of which however only one is called just "Freedom". That doesn't really add up?!

Also, clicking "Movie/TV" yields a paltry 22 boats, which I think is far too few. E.g. the boat called "USS Enterprise" isn't included. Ok, it could be named after the 1958 aircraft carrier, but I would say the odds are far greater that it was named after the Starfleet ships. Then again, I can understand why "Starlight Express" is included under "Music", but why also all other boats with names containing the word "Starlight"?!

Agreed. The „foreign phrases“ category only contains entries starting with A or B
It really needs a picture of each boat!
The top 3 names being

> Freedom

> Liberty

> Serenity

Reads like a state motto

It's like vanity license plates but with even less constraints... "Unsinkable II".
I'm on mobile and I can't figure out how to search.
The categorization could use some work. "Comanche" shows up under mythology, for example.
This reminds me of a girl I knew in college who worked as a contracter for a book publisher.

I was surprised to learn that one of the most common types of books people submitted were dairies of their sailing. Like, "we sailed to this island and there was bad weather then we sailed to this other island".

Apparently they'd get a manuscript like this once a week or something. Not sure what the market is like for books like that since I don't think I've ever seen one in a book store.

Naming things is hard, it's best to pick a theme and stick with it.

A Columbo family mafioso I grew up near used to be in a never-ending competition with the Sultan of Brunei and the Aga Khan over who owned the worlds fastest megayacht. He named his megayachts after James Bond movies: For Your Eyes Only, Octopussy, Moonraker, Casino Royale, Skyfall, and Diamnonds are Forever.

https://www.boatinternational.com/luxury-yacht-life/owners-e...

https://www.cosanostranews.com/2012/03/crime-really-does-pay...

Reminds me of the ship names in the Culture novels by Iain M Banks.
Only one Boaty Boat, lacking the McBoatyFace.
All I know is that when I finally buy that Zodiac RIB, I'm naming it SANGAMON'S PRINCIPLE.
I probably missed it but can you download all the names? I want to run it through microgpt and see what it comes up with.