Every fucking website: 2026 edition (op.tngl.io)

This is one of my favorite things I've ever seen.

* <- tiny logo

If the layout is intentionally LLM generated, heh.

oh yeah I worked there

This is almost exactly this website [0] which is also on the frontpage of HN. Wow.

0: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49297469

Love the X logo that goes to bluesky

It is missing the fade in on scroll.

Why does the HN title say “2026 edition” when the page itself says “Slop edition”? We aren’t supposed to editorialize titles here.[0]

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

This needs bluish dark mode with accent color and pills with a little rounded colored border on just the left side.

Missing a flashy nonsense ASCII art animation. Check out https://performative-ui.cncl.co/ if you need an easy one to add.

> Trusted by... six companies from the same YC cohort.

I giggled.

The fact that I can see it with JS disabled really breaks immersion here.

The GitHub and X logos are chefs kiss

> $ curl -fsSL install.sh | sh # you'd be stupid to run that, slop or not

I wish more people would point this out.

It's not a Claude generated website without at least one `backdrop-filter: blur(1000px)` element that slows older machines to a crawl

What is wrong with this layout?

Needs a cookie banner, 3s delayed sign up to our newsletter and enable push request

It's missing the captcha that fails to load and then makes you retry three times.

It can't be AI-generated - AI doesn't swear