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No, you can't be friends with them, if you try I'll beat them up.

Pitiful.

just ignore grandpa, more and more people are
No, they're not ignoring him. They are listening, learning, and reacting.
I don't disagree with your nuance, ignoring the bluster is part of that reaction
Ah, I see. Ignore the bluster, but don't ignore him entirely.
grandpa has olfactory similar bluster coming from both ends
This is going to be the hardest lesson of Trump's ridiculously sheltered, silver-spoon life. I suspect he'll fail to learn it:

Shut up. Just shut your mouth.

The U.S. has a long history of easily pushing Canada into new and more disadvantageous trade agreements. There's usually not much you can do when the 800 pound gorilla takes your banana. However, this time around, Trump's constant yapping about annexation and economic domination have given the Canadian government something they almost never have: A strongly unified Canadian public that wants them to push back for a deal that's actually fair. Canadians are so fired up that signing even a marginally bad deal would spell certain doom for the Carney government.

If Trump had just kept quiet on the Canada front for the last year and a half, we'd likely have a new trade deal signed that set significant tariff's on Canadian goods in stone. Now, mainly thanks to Trump's big mouth, what is typically a snooze-worthy affair for most Canadians is a dire matter of national sovereignty. The Carney government doesn't even have to ban goods to push back. Canadians are boycotting American goods all on their own!

Now Canada's leaders are doing formerly unthinkable things at unprecedented speed because Trump still hasn't learned to shut up.

Trump needs to just close his mouth. His incoherent lip-flappings are only hurting himself and his nation.

>Trump needs to just close his mouth.

No, he doesn't. For all the reasons you just said. In decades hence, Trump might be viewed as the best thing that happened to Canada in a long time.

Like a car accident that prompts you to start commuting by bicycle and gets you into the best shape of your life.