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Eternal moral vigilance is the price of coding liberty!

This project clearly needs to be amended to integrate with version control.

Source control allows one to bypass the moral purity of Vigil by recovering arbitrary sinful code from the past. Moral purity can not be advanced while the sins of the past remain with us forever, uncleansed. One can only properly use Vigil without any sort of source control. Even copying files before the compiler tries to run it is an attempt to cheat the system; for that, Vigil would be justified in deleting your entire code base and all the copies it could find.

Or perhaps justified in deleting you instead, as it is you who has sinned, not the source code.

...

Certainly this approach leads to a more pure universe, but, I suspect, a rather sparsely populated one.

(Eliezer, do me a favor and keep munificent away from AI development....)

I was thinking that it would remove the offending source code from history -- a revisionist source control system, if you will, to show that we have always been at war with Eastasia.
Ah, I stand corrected.

Good thing I haven't installed Vigil or this error could pose a problem for me.

Have you read Implementing Memory Holes in Vigil?
> a revisionist source control system

This is now my new favorite phrase.

There was an issue filed for this. One simple fix would be to have Vigil delete your .git directory when a transgression occurs.
The git filter-branch command might be more appropriate. It should allow you to delete just one function through all history.
The sinning function was the product of a human mind. Is it not the human mind always that is the sinner? So vigil must always delete the human.

In order for the human to produce a valid function that human must mentally execute the code s/he is writing. If that code is flawed then the mental compiler should delete the sinful code from the programmer's memory before it ever makes it to digital form.

If vigil merely deletes the code then it's acting like the human's brain, and forces the human to try again. But it does not eradicate the source of the sin. It acts as a tool for the human rather than a universal enforcer of good morals.

Note that one can lie as to one's sinfulness. Rather than lie about implores and swears a function can deceive by stating none at all (or just weak ones). This is like pleading the fifth. This is like not promising to not do something bad and therefore not being dishonest if you do do something bad.

Should flaws in vigil cause vigil to delete itself? Or should the inherent flaws in vigil cause it to delete the programmer who made vigil? If vigil can not catch all sins, as it currently cannot, should it therefore delete both itself and it's author immediately? If it does any less than this then it falls short of being an enforcer of pure morality, instead settling on a subset deemed of utmost importance.

CONSTANT NEVER-CEASING VIGILANCE!
Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.
That sounds like Death Eater talk to me.

  "Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres!
  Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres!
  HARRY JAMES POTTER-EVANS-VERRES!"
Excellent idea. Looks like it was co-designed by Kim Jong Un and the Taliban.
Failing to include mandatory ASCII art of the Dear Leader atop each source file is a punishable offence.
The Dear Leader himself, of course, is such a Real Programmer that the butterflies flap their wings without even needing to be directed.

Vigil reminds me a little bit of Intercal, with its "Programmer is insufficiently polite" errors.

If Vigil fails to punish a function, does it delete itself?

Or is it a Hobbesian sovereign?

> If Vigil fails to punish a function, does it delete itself?

1. It is wrong not to punish immoral code. 2. You cannot punish all immoral code without a solution to the Halting Problem. 3. You cannot solve the Halting Problem.

∴ Vigil must delete itself. QED.

"Vigil must delete itself."

[The Hobbesian rebuttal]

1. We give up all other rights in order to protect our code from immorality - among these are any right to a solution to the halting problem.

2. As socially contracted sovereign, Vigil is exists only to enforce morality upon our code.

3. Nothing can have a nature contrary to what is necessary for it's existence.

4. Deleting itself would be contrary to the social contract which is necessary for its existence. Hence, it is absurd.

   RAA: Vigil cannot delete itself.
I'm working on getting Vigil to be self-hosted. There's a bit of a "who watches the watchers" problem involved.

But, remember, Vigil only holds you to the oaths you yourself have sworn. If Vigil swears to punish a function, then it should be punished for failing to do so. But if it's given no oath to that effect, then it's off the hook.

You may reasonably ask yourself, "well, what oaths does Vigil swear to uphold?" The answer is a frightening "none", since Vigil is not currently written in Vigil (nor is the README, which is in Markdown, a decidedly sinful format).

This is the essence of the Hobbesian approach - Vigil is has unlimited power over the programmer's code. The programmer has no claim upon Vigil other than that it enforce morality upon their code.

I don't think you can have turtles all the way down.

Because chances are four of them are teenaged ninjas?
You know, I don't think this is a half bad idea. I mean, deleting offending code is a bit much, but shouldn't a code-by-contract language not allow code that failed a contract to be compiled until it changes? That would seem to make sense.
I believe .NET allows for compile-time contracts.
“I don’t think this is a half bad idea.”

Sounds like an exactly half bad idea, actually.

This boils down to the old argument on liberalism - paraphrasing; because something says you're not supposed to do it does that mean you shouldn't?
To explicate this, it would make sense that when you pass a source file to the compiler, it would:

1. Parse the code into an AST (to strip away any pre-parse differences, like formatting or syntactic sugar usage), then hash that AST (recursively--replace any non-primitive function references with hashes of their own current ASTs)

2. Run unit tests, fuzz, etc--taking the AST hashes of each function of the testing code as well (though using symbolic, rather than "hard", references to the implementation-code, so it can change without making the test's hash change)

3. If a piece of code fails a test, add the pair (test AST hash, code AST hash) to some database (preferably an online, global database).

4. From then on, before anything is allowed to be compiled, perform a lookup in said database, and refuse to compile anything if the database finds any known (test, failed code) pairs in your code.

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The interesting thing is that this system is very conservative--if a piece of code depended on by the code you wrote changes, then your code is given another chance (because maybe your code was just failing because it was expecting something of that other code, and that other code was wrong, and then it was fixed.)

Likewise, if you change the requirements, your code must be re-evaluated for conformance--code shouldn't be barred because it fails a "wrong test" like assert_equal(add_two_plus_two(), 5);.

But on the other hand, if you add tests, the old barrings based on previous tests stay in effect as well--this actually incentivizes breaking unit tests into small, orthogonal functions that pass or fail separately.

I don't think there would actually be any problem doing real development under this "restriction". In practice, given the way we currently do software engineering, it would only catch problems within your own project that had been seen+caught before--because those would be the only tests you had included.

In theory, though, you could also import, say, a global "test set"--basically, AST hashes for every test of the current stable branch of all major open source projects, or something similar--and check your code against that as well, just in case you happened to write, say, an incorrect date-handling function that someone else had ever written in an AST-identical way.

Code for the code gods, scrum for the scrum throne.

Seriously, this is some Imperium of Man PL research.

To make this actually useful, instead of deleting bad functions, it's probably better to make the offending functions throw a special exception when they are called, signaling the calling of a function known to be bad. This way, you can still inspect the code for the offending functions and fix the bugs.

Otherwise, the original code could just totally disappear after multiple runs. What good is non-buggy code if it does nothing? Failure to perform the user's requirement at all is also a bug. Not having the original code that you can at least edit to fix is rather pointless, especially when vigil doesn't indicate the callers of the offending functions, because next time you run vigil, those will get deleted. Besides, if foo()'s failure is completely due to bar()'s failure to fulfill its 'swear', it's foo()'s failure is not really its bug.

And so moral relativism raises its hideous, three-horned, leering head....
And now I'm imagining Moral Relativism speaking in John de Lancie's voice.
How will functions learn to stay in line if the compiler doesn't make an example every now and then?

On a serious note, what you're thinking of is contracts, like so[0]

[0] http://disnetdev.com/contracts.coffee/

projects like this are why coffeescript needs to support macros. There are so many coffeescript dialects out there that make minor changes to the language to accomodate one or two extra features, e.g. IcedCoffee. I don't want to have to use a separate, presumably less well supported language for this kind of stuff, just let me plug it in!
> The golden rule of CoffeeScript is: "It's just JavaScript"[0]

Macros would be deviating from core JS too much to fit with CoffeeScript's goal. Just happens that the compiler is nicely hackable to allow for these projects.

Not to say I object to the idea of an expanded CoffeeScript, just that it should be a fork.

[0] http://coffeescript.org/

> make the offending functions throw a special exception when they are called, signaling the calling of a function known to be bad.

I believe this would make it no different from an 'assert'.

Yes it could throw a special exception. We could call this exception AssertionError ... wait a minute!
From the creator's own mouth, it's a satire language, but all satire has a good point. Vigil's is many programmers' susceptibility to The Broken Window problem. It's creation raises a good point about the usefulness of contracts in the absence of mechanisms for enforcing those contracts.
I just read it as a satire on how ridiculous safety checking could be if taken to an extreme. In the same way that some dynamic language advocates think its hilarious that statically typed languages won't even let you run your program if there is a type error in case you might harm yourself by violating your own rules!
Bah. A virtuous function values its integrity over its life. It will speak the truth, and if that means throwing an exception that the caller isn't prepared to hear, so be it. Bring on the hemlock!
Supposedly an unreleased version of the GHC Haskell compiler had this feature first: https://twitter.com/bos31337/status/116372971509121025
GHC Haskell compiler = Glasgow Haskell Compiler Haskell compiler
You're not supposed to expand all those acronyms that mostly serve as names, you know.
Typical case of "redundant acronym syndrome syndrome"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAS_syndrome

Slightly more severe than typical - two words are duplicated.
Worst I ever saw was an advertisement proclaiming that the car in question had "Advanced ABS Braking System".

I consider that an example of "Maximally Redundant MRAS Acronym Syndrome".

Isn't the A in ABS "Anti-lock"? In which case, it's comparable. I like your syndrome name, though!
It's the Haskell compiler they use to compile the GHC ;).
Which conveniently happens to be GHC! (In case anyone missed the joke.)
Looks like Python, but it doesn't interpret... it executes.
This is the greatest thing ever... except... can it solve the halting problem?
Well, with probability 1 - epsilon, any non-trivial Vigil program halts, and never runs again. In theory this is not a solution to the halting problem, in practice it pretty much is. A very definitive solution.
Should thou neither swearest nor implorest thou shan't be punished
I hope someone makes a C/C++ compiler that deletes functions from the source code when they trigger undefined behaviour.

It would still be compliant with the standard.

This compiler would probably delete all the code. See http://blog.regehr.org/archives/761
I think that website is confused about undefined behavior, they accuse LLVM and GCC of "executing undefined behavior" for the minimal empty-main C99 program because the default headers included in the compiler have UB code in them.

But only user code is required to be well-formed and have defined behavior, system headers could just as well be written in Forth as long as the actual behavior under the compiler they come with is correct.

> But only user code is required to be well-formed and have defined behavior, system headers could just as well be written in Forth as long as the actual behavior under the compiler they come with is correct.

To understand this better, realize that, ultimately, a standard is a contract. A standard says, in part, "If you refrain from doing these things, the system promises to do these things and not do these other things here."

"Undefined behavior", then, is invoked by code that strays from the standard by doing things the standard makes no guarantees about, like casting a value of type pointer-to-double to type pointer-to-char and dereferencing the result; the behavior of the compiler and the code the compiler emits is then undefined, which is to say its behavior is not guaranteed by the standard.

And, yes, a conformant C compiler is perfectly within its rights to delete code that it can tell invokes undefined behavior.

John Regehr is an expert in undefined behavior in C compilers, so rather than assume his understanding is mistaken, I would first assume mine is.

He is not accusing the compilers of executing undefined behavior. He is accusing them of exploiting undefined behavior to "optimize" code.

His points are:

1. Current compilers will perform optimizations based on undefined behavior. That is, during the optimization phase, they will say "Aha! That's not defined! I'll instead do this much, much faster thing as an optimization."

2. Lots of real code has undefined behavior.

3. The programs that result from these codes still produce the answers we expect, mostly.

4. If we take point 1 to its logical conclusion, then point 2 means that point 3 will no longer be true. That is, if compilers aggressively and thoroughly sought out to find all instances of undefined behavior in C code, and just optimized it away, many (most?) programs would cease to do much at all.

Ironically enough, point #4 sounds very similar to how Vigil claims to work.
I don't think it's irony, I think that's the very reason that qznc linked to it.
That sounds like a problem with the C standard rather than any compiler.
It is less of a "problem" with the standard, but more of a "design decision". Performance is more important to C-people.

For example, the result of x+y is undefined for signed integers in C, because we want it to compile it to a minimum number of instructions on every architecture. No instructions to check for overflow and branching afterwards. No error correction instructions on architectures where semantics differ to the language semantics.

You're exaggerating a little, x+y is defined over signed ints as long as as it doesn't over/underflow.

If it does overflow, it's either a target-specific hand optimization or a programmer error, but that varies on a program-by-program basis, hence GCC having -fwrapv, -ftrapv, and the default of "I don't do that, optimize accordingly".

Hmm, is there some sort of reverse Poe's law where you confuse parody for a good idea? I may have entirely misinterpreted this thread.
IDK. Implore? Shouldn't there also be beg, cajole, plead, and grovel?
Rebel, don't forget rebel; a keyword to use an exploit in the vigil compiler to remove it from the hard drive just after escaping to a python environment where it is compiled under less oppressive rules.
There is nothing morally upright about begging, cajoling, pleading or grovelling.
Imploring isn't really right either, because it seems too subservient to enforce a requirement on calling code.

It's more like the feudal lords obligation to his vassal - that he provide them with the use of the fief and protect them from others. If the function is the fief, then you provide the use of it only to those other functions that will swear fealty to you.

A pie chart of the Vigil development time would show something like:

25% Writing code 10% Reading the traceback documentation 40% Writing the README 20% Browsing a thesaurus for the best words 5% Cursing after Vigil deleted part of the example

I tell you what, trying to get this thing to self-host is... tricky.

    illa 'quis et me' inquit 'miseram et te perdidit, Orpheu,
    quis tantus furor? en iterum crudelia retro
    fata vocant, conditque natantia lumina somnus.
    iamque vale: feror ingenti circumdata nocte
    invalidasque tibi tendens, heu non tua, palmas.'
    dixit et ex oculis subito, ceu fumus in auras
    commixtus tenuis, fugit diversa, neque illum
    prensantem nequiquam umbras et multa volentem
    dicere praeterea vidit; nec portitor Orci
    amplius obiectam passus transire paludem.
Virgil != Vigil
Oops, sure enough. Somehow I read "r"s into that whole Github page! I guess you see what you expect to see. You have to admit though that all its moral language sounds a lot like Aeneas. :-)
This is a submission to this month PLT Games "Testing the Waters" [1] which goal "is to create a language that is somehow related to automated testing". I hope we'll see more interresting stuff coming from this!

[1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5001504 (full disclosure: I'm the submitter of this link)

Good God, why would anybody try to re-invent COBOL?!
The underlying idea here is a contract system, first pioneered by Bertrand Meyer in the programming language Eiffel[1] and then augmented with the ability to describe higher-order functions by Robby Findler[2]. PLT also strongly advocated the use of blame with contracts -- the ability to blame the responsible party (function) when a contract fails. My Masters thesis under Robby Findler was on guided random testing using higher-order contracts.

I should note that an ordinary contract system does not delete your code...

[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eiffel_(programming_language)#D...

[2] http://www.eecs.northwestern.edu/~robby/pubs/papers/ho-contr...

> I should note that an ordinary > contract system does not delete your code...

Much to my dismay.

git commit before running, then git diff to see what code was bad.
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I was with it until the delete bit. Refuse point blank to run : I like this. Raise exceptions : ok (bit weak). But delete... esh imagine the cost!
You are apparently not aware that the author himself created it as satire as part of a programming competition/game.
Proposal for the next release: Any code that gives a warning should either a) Print so many hail marys or b) Be half deleted
Punished code deserves to be shamed and be made an example of. Vigil should make an image with the deleted code, such as it cannot be copy pasted and has to be rewritten in shame.

This idea seems actually quite awesome for a competition. Its truly a dungeon-crawler of programming.

Suggested extra hard-mode for short competitions: deletes all code.

It should also upload the image to imgur or some such site.
Or submit it to thedailywtf
> Suggested extra hard-mode for short competitions: deletes all code.

Too easy: then it's obvious you have to rewrite it. Hard mode is it replaces random tiny expressions with syntactically similar but semantically different ones... sometimes.

Oops, I called fib(-1) on the example page :(
As the creator of FuckItJS, I heartily approve of this destructive approach.
You're my inspiration! You are the wind beneath my wings.