When Hyphen Boy Meets Hyphen Girl, Names Pile Up (npr.org)

This is not a new problem. Picasso's given name was

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso [wikipedia]

How about a variation of what the Spanish do? In Spain, children take one name from their father and one from their mother, every child is named using the patrilineal names of there two grandfathers. Of course this leads to information loss, as the name of the grandmothers gets dropped. You have to lose information obviously, otherwise you'd get unwieldy names. How about changing it so that for the children's names, the mother contributes the name she got from her mother and the father the name he got from his father. So John Smith-Davis and Mary Hill-Richards have children who have Smith-Richards as a last name and the name of John's mother and Mary's father get dropped.

As someone with a Dutch last name, hyphenation would be quite hard. There are already plenty of systems, either old enough to be from an age where bits where precious or developed by incompetents that can't handle my last name because it has spaces in it. I shudder to think what would happen if I added a hyphen to that.

I'm confused. Why does it matter which name you have? Why keep the old ones and not just pick a random new one you happen to like?

Do as the Icelanders do

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_name

There have been rules for this for centuries in the UK. Pre-hyphenated names wre combined on marriage as <woman's_family_name>-<man's_family_name> On two people with such names marrying the final married name is <first_part_of_woman's_name>-seond_part_of_man's_name> Archaic, I know, but there it is. I guess it all breaks down if you don't follow the rules in the first place, and since the rules are just some of the arcana of the british class system, who knows and who cares about them?

You erase the error of your parents, and go with the man's father's last name for husband, wife, progeny, and pets.

Given that this has been solved in Spanish seeking cultures for quite some time - well, I guess I'm surprised that either no one at NPR speaks Spanish, or was willing to point out that this isn't an unsolved problem.

Or just do like they do in Quebec where women never take their husband's last name. In fact, it's the law.