HaiKu Error Messages (authorware.com)

This is seriously old, and still good. But maybe there should be some new ones, for a more modern time.

    We have your data
    safe inside our server farm.
    At least... we used to.

I'm trying to think where this first appeared, was it Salon? 5 - 10 years ago?

-- EDIT --

It was Salon: http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html

Feb. 10, 1998, jeez I'm old.