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This is something I've actually wanted on more than one occasion. Is there any artificial way to get a computer to "smell" things?
A gas chromatograph? I'd imagine it would need a decent database to compare to as well, and it certainly wouldn't be too trivial a task.
Noses are actually alarmingly complicated organs, and are also very poorly studied compared to other sensory organs. Progress on electronic noses has been slow to date, and existing devices tend to be fragile and expensive.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_nose

The Syft (1) Mass Spectrometer - the Voice 200 (2) - can sniff air and determine minute amounts of compounds present in real time, sending the output in standard form to a computer. It's the size of a big washing machine, and a lot heavier, and is portable only in vans. One application is food and flavour detection.(3) Others are sea container contamination testing (a very real problem - 20% of so are toxic when opened), ambient air testing for pollutants, medical breath testing and so on.

(1): http://www.syft.com (2): http://www.syft.com/products (3): http://www.syft.com/solutions/food-and-flavor-analysis

(disclosure - I have a very small investment in the company)

Noses and how we detect fragrances is actually done on an atomic level, basically by testing the reverberation of the bonds between molecules. So when two things smell the same they actually have the same bond strength, but can be completely different chemically. This is why creating artificial scents is so hit or miss.

The science and discovery of all this is really fascinating, I recommend The Secret of Scent by Turin: http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Scent-Adventures-Perfume-Scienc...

Happy April fools day!

Lets see what this popular date turned into yet another corporate marketing bs has to offer this year.

Google Nose everything about you.
Yeah, with all those freshly baked tracking cookies.
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Seriously, let it go. Shit closes down sometimes, stop crying about it whenever Google is even mentioned.
And with this, Australia enters April 1st.
And so begins the worst day on the internet.
Day? The entire week is shot to hell from everyone talking about the lame crap, created by boring marketing departments, at boring companies, that absolutely have to do something "funny".
I think the only good thing to come out of this week is that because I'll insulate myself off from the wider internet so much, I'll actually get a lot done.
You're boring.
No. These are just the equivalent of "dick and fart" jokes.

Something only a 5 year old would find funny.

Well, today I googled for "success", just to make sure that I got the spelling right. And then I saw the sidebar with links to this.

I found it funny. Shoot me.

Look, once upon a time you would see a few april fool's jokes, and they'd be funny, and you'd laugh, and good times were had.

These days, every single company absolutely has to send out a "press release" or "product announcement" or "feature enhancement" or other crap, and all of them have been designed by boring marketing departments at boring companies, and vetted to be as non-offensive and boring as possible, and still, people discuss them and send the links around.

Moderation. It's a virtue.

Wow that was lame, they've had so much better april fools jokes in past years.
Really? I can't remember an April Fool's Day joke from Google that I found even remotely funny.
I liked the double mouse in Chrome joke that they made.

"You're only using 50% of your hands!"

Ok. This is poorly made this time :( ... Last year (or a year before that) the double mouse thing was still a bit believable. Anyone with a little knowledge of computer devices would come to know this is a joke.
That gmail webcam gesture control was nice too.
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"418: Scent transfer protocol error"

that's the i'm a teapot protocol...

Who would want to use this?

It's just going to get shut down anyway.

Didn't work for me in Chrome :(
This must be real, because it's not even 11pm in UTC yet.
The YouTube one was up around midnight NZ time.
The only question left to ask is whether they will use bitmapped (.WIF) or compressed (NosePeg) files.
The problem with those lossy formats is that you get those ringing artifacts that smell like benzene.
I at least hope they open source the conversion software they are using.
And IE support will finally be added sometime in 2018.
What I like about this April fools gag is that someone actually built a (admittedly unviable) business around digital scent technology about 13 years ago. It also happened to have the worst name for a product I have ever, ever seen. iSmell.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISmell

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It's already 1st April in Australia it seems :)
word play on google knows ?
out of all the things Google have done this year, I would think a competition for which the prize is to give them $1500 would be much more appropriate for April fools... oh wait
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Anyone remember Leisure Suit Larry 7 with the Rub'n'Sniff cards or whatever they were called? I wonder if mine (in the original box) still smells...
CYBERSNIFF TWOTHOUSAND ™ SNIFFFFF
Works better in IE. The smell of a dumpster is perfect there.
If only this 20% time spent on building this crap could have been spent on keeping Reader alive.
I can't tell if this comment is serious or not, which makes me want to upvote it even more!