Apple paid $35b to N.Korea to nuke Samsung (cnet breaking news)

Breaking news: Apple allegedly paid North Korea $35b to attack South Korea and destroy rival company Samsung. Steve really meant what he said about "Thermonuclear war"... http://news.cnet.com/8301-33617_3-57500246-276/jobs-gets-wish-in-thermonuclear-war-at-least-for-now/