Wolfram Alpha Person Curves (itsokaytobesmart.com)

And the linked stack exchange discussion:

http://mathematica.stackexchange.com/questions/17704/how-to-...

A Leibniz curve, but no Newton curve... what an outrage!

the curve functions are amazing but also awkward representations of the underlying objects. This echos Wolfram's claim that current science could be an awkward form of the underlying truth.

Is that a cat or Salvadore Dali?