"At the Chronicle.SU, we take truth seriously. We take what we do so seriusly, untruths at chronicle.su are punishable by mutilation or death.
Sadly, chronicle.su is not of this earth. After crash landing in an asteroid December 30th, 1976, the alien husks of Chronicle editors rapidly adapted to Earth climates and bacterial flora. They are able to survive naturally in the wild and reproduce freely.
Here at chronicle.su, we take a liberal stance on drug abuse and theft of intellectual property, but that does not mean we are liberal because liberals are faggots and I ain’t no steer-boatin’ queer!
Receiving tweets twice daily via fax from religious advisers impregnates our right-wing furnace of hate, enabling us to bring you the most horrifyingly sensational headlines you’ve ever seen, or your money back – guaranteed!
If you wish to write us spam, please use press@chronicle.su and we will get back to you at our earliest possible convenience, or whenever."
"Without a blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of extremism or fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing." - Poe's Law
Is this serious? This "news" website is making an outlandish claim, yet cites not a single source.
> "The White House can’t order all 20 million of its employees around. Someone will always talk to us, and help us understand the truth behind these troubling, but somewhat ambiguous conversations and other communications. All your PRISM are belong to us, and it’s going to be this way for as long as something like PRISM exists."
Where did this quote come from? Who are they quoting? There is just so much wrong with this article.
Edit: The more I browse, the more this site seems like a less funny version of The Onion. Here are some choice articles chronicle.su has published in the past:
Stephen Hawking joins Illuminati, snubs Israel
Amanda Bynes dead at 27, inventor of ‘lol’ signs off [she is still alive]
Margaret Thatcher, Illuminati leader, dead at 87
Fascist Zune Conspiracy Exposed
This is so terribly, terribly fake. Look at the other stories run on this site: "Kim Jong-Un cancels nuclear war, reveals he is K-pop star PSY", "Amanda Bynes to star in porn movie with Ron Jeremy", &c.
As deadly serious as I believe this surveillance business is, I think people are starting to get a little breathless, and lose sight of reality. Just a bit...
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[ 4.9 ms ] story [ 37.8 ms ] threadThe story of Gary McKinnon gave me this feeling.
Also the constant Chinese hacker issue and reports from the Obama administration on how low-tech the White House is added to that feeling.
Whether they have real information is a seperate issue, who knows, they may have.
"At the Chronicle.SU, we take truth seriously. We take what we do so seriusly, untruths at chronicle.su are punishable by mutilation or death.
Sadly, chronicle.su is not of this earth. After crash landing in an asteroid December 30th, 1976, the alien husks of Chronicle editors rapidly adapted to Earth climates and bacterial flora. They are able to survive naturally in the wild and reproduce freely.
Here at chronicle.su, we take a liberal stance on drug abuse and theft of intellectual property, but that does not mean we are liberal because liberals are faggots and I ain’t no steer-boatin’ queer!
Receiving tweets twice daily via fax from religious advisers impregnates our right-wing furnace of hate, enabling us to bring you the most horrifyingly sensational headlines you’ve ever seen, or your money back – guaranteed!
If you wish to write us spam, please use press@chronicle.su and we will get back to you at our earliest possible convenience, or whenever."
That's the reality we live in today.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
> "The White House can’t order all 20 million of its employees around. Someone will always talk to us, and help us understand the truth behind these troubling, but somewhat ambiguous conversations and other communications. All your PRISM are belong to us, and it’s going to be this way for as long as something like PRISM exists."
Where did this quote come from? Who are they quoting? There is just so much wrong with this article.
Edit: The more I browse, the more this site seems like a less funny version of The Onion. Here are some choice articles chronicle.su has published in the past:
As deadly serious as I believe this surveillance business is, I think people are starting to get a little breathless, and lose sight of reality. Just a bit...
It's not as hilarious as it could be, but amid mass hysteria, a joke or two never hurts.