Articles for grown-ups

I love HN, but can we designate a kiddies pool section where all the childish crap can go, so that grown-ups don't have to wade thru their slops??

Also, a kinda designated pool for f%$kbeams whose heads have disappeared up their assholes would be good, so the grownups don't have to read 'inspired' reatises on, you know, why PHP is officially dead and you'd have to be stoned not to code exclusively in lolcode.

Plz make my wish come true,

Yours, Lurker at large