They don't have to ask. I'm sure the sewers are brimming with genetically engineered cybernetic cockroaches constantly scanning our feces for genetic identifiers and trace electromagnetic signals, beause the NSA has slowly been slipping silicon and rare earth magnets into our food in order to allow them to van-eck phreak us through our orifices. The entire American military-pharmacological complex is a part of it, as is Dole, and Mrs. Bairds, and American Standard, because who really names a toilet company that anyway?
The terrifying thing about what i just wrote is if it's not actually true, it probably will be soon.
I should point out that if you do send anonymous samples of your feces, they will look into their DNA database to send it back to you with a lab fee. Possibly presenting the bill on your taxes.
When Booz Allen sets up an office (probably someplace handy like Hawaii or Greenland) to receive these samples, will the package-openers make $122k or $200k?
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[ 2.4 ms ] story [ 15.4 ms ] threadThe terrifying thing about what i just wrote is if it's not actually true, it probably will be soon.