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I know money does not buy happiness, but sometimes I wish I had "unlimited money" to be able to do thing like that.
Acquiring unlimited money is definitely more likely than an informed citizenry ever developing in the US, so I wish you the best in that pursuit!
There needs to be a way of controlling activist judges. Why the court is even able to decide what amount the bail is, is beyond me.

Of course, I'm not even mentioning the part about being thrown in jail for what is tantamount to thought crime. That's a whole 'nother issue.

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EDIT: I'm not sure why my comment has been downvoted? Incase you were confused, I was referring to this here:

"In April, a grand jury in Comal County, Texas, indicted Carter on a charge of making a terroristic threat, and a judge set bail at $500,000."

See, even though the Jury found him guilty, the Judge set the bail enormously high. This kid did NOTHING. He exercised his first ammendment rights, and got a 500k bail for it. The real problem here was the Judge, who gets to set the bail after the fact. I wonder what the jury would have concluded if they had been allowed to decide the bail?

AFAIK, in the less-civilized states it's not expected that most people will pay the entire bail amount directly. The standard course is that they put up 10% or so (and the judge sets the total amount expecting this) and call a privatized "bail bondsman" to put up the rest (and charge a hefty fee). You see, it's more fair this way, because you have a choice of which entity will screw you sans trial.
The 10% is the non-refundable fee. So for a 500k bail, you are out 50k, not something that everyone can do.
I've never understood the logic behind that. As long as you don't violate your bail provisions, why wouldn't all of your bail be refundable?
Because unless you have $500k sitting around, your choices are to sit in jail until people-who-go-home-every-day decide it's time to have a trial, plea, or contract with a private company to loan you the $450k and pay their massive fee. Once you realize how this end of the system works, it's quite hard to tell yourself that the words "innocent until proven guilty" mean anything.
In most of the states where a person will pay a surety bail agent that 10%, the amount (10%) is required by law and not set by the bail company.

The term "hefty fee" implies this is arbitrary or similar to a loan shark.

"found him guilty"

You may have just misspoke but to clarify grand juries do not determine guilt but are used to determine if charges can be brought in the first place.

He was placed in jail for 6 months, so no matter what the technicalities are that seems a lot like a de-facto guilty verdict.
In reference to your edit - the phrase "activist judge" is a bit of a dogwhistle for conservatism; it's easy to click to downvote before really digesting what you said.

That said, an independent judiciary is an important part of the separation of powers on which American government is based. While I personally find this entire thing reprehensible from soup to nuts, the judge's power to set arbitrary bail really is the way the system is supposed to work (the kid getting beat up in prison is not the way the system is supposed to work - except that plenty of Americans need a lot more civics education and actually do like to think of people getting raped in prison as extrajudiciary punishment for the suspicious).

Also, an indictment is not a ruling of guilt. A grand jury is convened to decide whether there's a case at all. I personally think this grand jury should have their citizenship revoked until they've passed a battery of examinations in what America stands for, but sadly, that's again not the way the system works.

> battery of examinations in what America stands for

I think we should have a refresher on what America does stand for, because I think it has changed quite fundamentally in the last <x> years, regardless of what your political angle is on the subject.

"I pledge allegiance to the wealthy of the United States of America, and to their police force that beats and lies, one Nation under God, unaccountable, with liberty and air travel for few."
So basically what it always stood for then
No, not what it stood for. Look at the Declaration of Independence - it explicitly states that people have inherent rights (that kings don't grant the rights) and that those rights are inherent to everybody, not just those in a particular country.

That is quite literally what America stands for, as stated in our own declaration, and in 1776 it was explosively innovative and inspired the entire world.

Unfortunately, we've forgotten that whole rights-belong-to-non-Americans thing, and that's a travesty. You can trace how it happened, and none of it is a happy story.

why not go the whole hog and start thinking in terms of what the whole of humanity stands for and not just America.

it's time to move past territorial / tribal groupings.

for extra brownie points we could start thinking in terms of the whole biosphere.

Sure, everyone's always had an idea of what we should do, but for a while there, the US actually in many ways did it.

These things don't last long though.

Are you serious? Until well after the Civil Rights Act, the US was substantially lagging a ton of countries in liberties and opportunities for your own population, and for pretty much the entire period since the US has done it's best to oppress various other people (assortment of wars, CIA sponsored coups etc.). The US has just been better at marketing itself on a freedom angle based on claimed aspirations that has never been followed through.
The problem is that half the population is below average in terms of mental ability and education.

A bigger problem: the state's attorneys and judges should know about the Bill of Rights, and they are the ones with the actual power here. With such a high bail it appears this particular judgeship was granted erroneously.

> The problem is that half the population is below average in terms of mental ability and education.

Isn't this a problem everywhere, though? Why do we only hear this issue WRT the U.S.? (I freely admit it could just be because I live in the states)

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It's the poverty!

People in other countries get healthcare when they need it. They get assistance when they need it. Therefore, they have extra mental cycles to use to consider the reality of politics.

In the US, we make sure our poor people have to work two jobs so they can't stop to do a damn thing about how screwed they are by participating in our democracy.

Rwanda has a basic universal healthcare system. Everyone pays an amount according to their economic status, and everyone gets basic healthcare.
Achieving a lot when you have little would leave one to believe that having lots lets you achieve a lot. I'm some respects the US hasn't managed to achieve much at all. Is this what you mean?
Because the stupid things backwater parts of France do isn't worth making news?
Half of any population is below average on any (and every!) metric. That's why they call it an average. Right?
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Actually, wrong: that's called the median (they are the same for distributions which are symmetric around the average like the normale distribution, but not in the general case) EDIT: not "only" symmetric
Actually, average can mean median, mode or mean. I was using (I thought obviously..but perhaps not) the median definition. The point stands - it's odd to say that the problem here is that half the people are of below average intelligence. Since that's (roughly) what you'd expect.

The problem instead is that our "rights" are treated as privileges that can be revoked when the powers that be deem it convenient. Our rights should be rights regardless of our intelligence. Though perhaps the responsibility for securing those rights falls most heavily upon the cleverest among us..in which case the problem isn't that there are folks of below average intelligence, it's that those particularly blessed with keen minds aren't doing enough to defend the rights of us all.

Ok, sorry - I just learned that average is used as a synonym for arithmetic mean only in "colloquial language" - I thought it was actually a synonym (probably because in my mother language average is translated to the the word "media", that is "mean"). My mistake.
All modern IQ tests that I am aware of have normal distributions (ie, the mean, median, and mode are all the same) by design. If one of several IQ measures is not your cup of tea for scoring mental ability, that is fine, but I highly suspect that whatever you pick instead will also have a normal distribution.
Not really. Perhaps you have confused different methods of "averaging" (average, mean, etc).

Imagine an "education" scale of 1-20.

If you have 3 persons with 12 and one with 20, then the average is 14 -- and you have MORE than half of the people below average.

Another example I've seen: the average wealth of a room with Bill Gates and a hundred homeless people is a couple hundred million dollars per capita.
And even the mean, if I am not mistaken, can be totally misleading. E.g you get a room with 51 millionaires and 49 homeless people. The mean value would be millions, but it's not exactly representative.
Presumably you mean "median" (i.e. the wealth of the poorest millionaire in your example).
> it appears this particular judgeship was granted erroneously.

This particular judge, Jack Robison, was elected. Repeatedly.

He was also reprimanded by the State Commission on Judicial Conduct in 2009 after he ordered a man jailed for 30 days for calling him a fool (in a public restroom, not in court) — which is self-evidently true. http://www.statesman.com/news/news/local/judge-reprimanded-f...

Yeah, true. Thanks for the informative comment.
There are judicial elections. Don't know if this particular position is subject to election.
Almost all positions for judges are subject to partisan election in Texas, from the Court of Criminal Appeals (highest criminal court) to the Texas Supreme Court (highest civil court) down to the Justice of the Peace for a specific precinct. The exception is cities: most cities appoint municipal court judges for two- or four-year terms, as decided by the City Council and per the city's Home Rule charter. Municipal judges are elected in a minority of cities.
Doesn't that lead to judges pandering to the public to get re-elected? Here in Belgium judges are appointed for life (which then has a lot of problems when they're not as competent as they could be, but does offer protection when making unpopular decisions).
Yes, terribly. Our federal judges are appointed for life. Our state judges are mostly elected, which makes state prosecutions in places like Texas a clusterfuck. And lots of people defend the states' rights to be retarded, because federalism.
Given recent events, what this kid said was foolish - but did it really merit imprisonment? The government would have a field day with users on services such as Xbox Live and just about any online community that reaches a wide demographic.

The mainstream media basically left this kid to rot, save for a few blurbs on the 'fourth page' news. Had it not been for user-generated coverage on the net and the generous person who bailed him out, he would have probably rotted in jail for who knows how long. No, instead we're more interested in hearing about celebrity babies being born or some has-been mobster in his twilight years.

The system is broken - well, at least it's broken for anyone who respects human rights and civil liberties. To put my hand over my heart and pledge my loyalty to the 'land of the free, and the home of the brave'. What a joke! Thinking that we have any say in the supposed 'democratic process' is laughable. What does voting even do now other than make the slicksters in Washington play musical chairs? What is it going to take to actually create reform and install a government that cares about its people - a government that is the common people?

Apathy is imprisonment.

I think the recent Australian equivilent was much better handled:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/teenager-arrested...

"[The Police] spoke to him, they fed him and someone was there making jokes with him. They just thought he needed a kick in the bum and that’s all he really needed,"

He's facing charges because the management of the venue wanted to place charges, but I expect he'll end up with something like community service and nothing that will ruin his future job prospects.

People just don't give a shit. That's the sad reality. The Kardashian baby is far more important. I mean, look at PRISM. I'm honestly starting to think we deserve it.
This whole event feels like an enormous waste of time and money by and for everyone.
Yeah, it's begging for an "adult" to step in, smack everybody involved upside the head, and tell them to stop being ridiculous and get on with things that matter.

It's really baffling that this is actually happening and a real kid is having his life ruined over that.

This is great news, but I really have to rain on the parade: what took so long?
We were all waiting for you to step up.
No you weren't, but are you saying that nobody who sympathized with him had the money until now?
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As if we needed another fight to defend yet another constitutional amendment in peril... Now we've got to make some noise about the 8th.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighth_Amendment_to_the_United_...

(Excessive bail: Yep, founding fathers thought of that too.)

> Yep, founding fathers thought of that too.

No, they stole the idea from British Law.

Well, yes, if you get pedantic about it, the constitution is really kind of a greatest-hits mix tape of English Law. But they were hella-good DJ's.
Probably my favorite thing said on HN in my limited time here. Oddly heartwarming to boot.
"thought of" does not mean "invented from scratch without any influence from anything previously".
Are you referring to the cases in the UK where people made jokes and ended up in court for it?

Because, we don't even have free speech guaranteed. Quite a few people are going to jail for their words. On top of that, we refuse entry to people and boot others out because of what they say. Merely their words and opinions.

See, now we have this scary notion of "hate speech". No one knows what it means, but people get arrested and charged, and end up in jail. Its on a whim. It's designed mission creep gone mad.

Any pretense of free speech in the UK is long gone.

I assume they are referring to the English Bill of Rights's (1689) provision that "excessive bail ought not to be required" as a precursor to the USA's 8th Amendment to the Constitution (1791) that "Excessive bail shall not be required"
> On top of that, we refuse entry to people and boot others out because of what they say.

Is there a country in the world that doesn't do this? If you're not a citizen of a country, you generally can be kicked out or denied entry for the smallest of reasons. Which is bad, but not unusual.

> No one knows what it means, but people get arrested and charged, and end up in jail. Its on a whim.

I'm not sure I completely agree with the hate speech laws of the UK, but there a lot of case law and precedent behind it, and it's not nearly as broad as you make it sound.

In general, hate speech laws target abusive speech intended to stir up racial hatred, and abusive speech intended to harass an individual. The laws also targets threatening speech against sexual orientation, or threatening speech intended to incite religion hatred. So it's okay to, for instance, ridicule or insult Islam or Christianity, but it's not okay to incite violence against Muslims or Christians.

This case disgusts me. It makes me sick to the stomach. What the fuck happened to this world.
What the fuck happened to America.

FTFY. Americans believe his country= the world, not true.

Anyway, he has a point.

Police abuse, federal spying and over abuse of the law system by the governments are, unfortunately, becoming a common point in many of the so called "democratic" countries.

It's bizarre to see the number of comments on places with normally great discussion (Ars Technica being a prime example) who talk about how this kid should "only" get community service or a small fine.

He made a joke. An obvious joke, seemingly devoid of any real malice. The idea that he should invoke any punishment for this is insane. His speech is protected by the First Amendment, and morally he did absolutely nothing wrong.

I remember the days, my friend, when people got charged with what they did rather than with what they said. I am feeling very old suddenly. The combination of introducing new thought and speech crimes, while recording everything everybody says and writes, brings us squarely into an unchartered new era of despotism. No doubt this case figures prominently in the handful of statistics of "prevented terrorism attacks", used to justify the NSA activities. There is a danger here of a vicious downward spiral, whereby such cases are energetically pursued because they are interpreted as successes of the surveillance, used to boost the surveillance and thus to create even more such cases.
Those days never existed, people just got worked up about different stupid shit.

Also: what's the point of bringing the NSA into this? Some Canadian lady saw his Facebook post and called the police.

> Also: what's the point of bringing the NSA into this? Some Canadian lady saw his Facebook post and called the police

Because its easy to draw a line between: 1. Some lady see's stupid thing you posted, you go to jail. 2. NSA Analyst finds some stupid thing you posted (at any point in the past?), you go to jail.

History bias. If you're a boomer, then you were alive during the Cold War and the red scare, periods where surveillance and crimes of "words" were arguably as bad or worse.

If not before that, then you're greatest generation, and you're obviously not Japanese because you would be singing a very different tune about American civil liberties and being charged for "crimes" had you lived through internment.

These examples go back as long as there is civilization...

I don't buy your "things used to be better" nostalgia. Everything looks better decades later, but it doesn't make it true...

>I don't buy your "things used to be better" nostalgia. Everything looks better decades later, but it doesn't make it true...

Of course things were better. The "laws" under which this boy is being hounded did not exist. Plus many other similar new laws.

Again, your mypoia to history does not make today worse.

Widespread, blatant, unmonitored wiretapping has occurred in our history many times. Whether during the Cold War, or before, in the earlier days of telephony when checks and balances were quite literally impossible, the government has absolutely taken full advantage of the prevailing technology without respect to Constitutional rights.

You can argue that the technology makes the scale worse, but the same people are making the same decisions they always have.

>> "An obvious joke"

Not that obvious. The only thing that makes it clear this was a joke was the addition of 'jk'. A lot of people won't know when that means and even though I know what it means I'd still be worried after reading the post and probably have it looked into. There are some things normal people don't even joke about - this is one of them.

Edit: I might be wrong on the last point. There will be some people who joke about these types of things. But his post wasn't funny. It was just a sick statement.

Rubbish. It's perfectly normal to joke about killing kindergarten kids; it's perfectly normal to joke about all sorts of unpleasant things. Young peoples' culture and the culture of people who don't lead very sheltered lives does push the boundaries of good taste quite a bit, and that is normal.
I can attest that while I was a kid, in my country (Romania), "I'm gonna kill you!" was just an emphatic variant of "I'm gonna beat you!" (which itself was not meant, just a verbal threat) and it came up quite frequently between boys under 15.

They also say "Shall my mom die if what I say is not true!" just to put emphasis, short version is "My mom die, I just found something interesting!" Weird? Everyone knows not to take that literally. A variant is "I should die, look here what I found!"

In the countryside there is a threat that sounds like "I'ma kill you and then do something else" (implying a beating) just as a funny way to scold a child.

Almost no usage of the word "kill" in conversation is literal. It's just a way to project aggression, get attention or just joke around.

A little south of the border - Bulgaria. In the north parts of the country the Christmas slaughtering of a pig is called killing (without specifying the species).

So a Bulgarian invites Romanian relative to come visit for the killing (mostly brutal overeating on various pig parts with few gallons of wine for drink). Some cops intercept that and mount a full force investigation, wasting money and man hours, arrest the guys etc ... then release them of course, but this would have been avoided if just the cops has asked someone from that part of the country about the jargon used.

Maybe they were pig cops?
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In the US we have a similar statement: "I swear on my mother's life that this is true".

Kids even have a rhyme they sing while skipping down a sidewalk. The rules of the game are, you can't step on a crack between the stones. "Step on a crack and break your mother's back".

Pfft. I do that with my kids. "I'll keel you! I'll keel you until you are dead!" They giggle and run away. This is how normal people talk to their kids.
There's no such thing as normal, especially when it comes to humor.
> There are some things normal people don't even joke about - this is one of them.

Is this how we should be judged by society, by what normal people joke about? Are you seriously holding that up as a point?

> Is this how we should be judged by society, by what normal people joke about?

Yes, but in the opposite way: by what normal people are free to joke about.

(slightly off-topic: IMO the only way to really judge a society, is by the way it treats the very lowest/poorest/worst-off. everything comes after that. close your eyes to only a tiny fraction of the very long long tail of the very worst, and your perception gets very much skewed)

Obvious or not, a reasonable responses would be to send a cop around for a "friendly" chat with the kids and his parents about certain jokes not being appropriate because they'll freak too many people out. Maybe a shrink interview for CYA.
I would agree with this but he's 19. At 19 you are not a kid and shouldn't need the repercussions of such a statement explained. I think this should be tried in court as a threat to kill, proved he was 'joking' and he should end up with a very, very minor punishment or some time with a psychiatrist.

Edit: No reply link for me to respond the below comments so updating here.

Re: psychiatrist. >> "There's no suggestion that the comments were caused by mental illness"

If someone makes a statement like that and you decide it's a joke and not to punish them having a psychiatrist investigate seems sensible to me. You aren't punishing him so at least make sure he wasn't serious.

I think this should be tried in court as a threat to kill

You can't be serious?

That's what he did - he threatened to kill. I'm not familiar with US law so maybe there is something more appropriate he could be charged with.

Edit: Based on the US freedom of speech I'm guessing written and oral threats to kill aren't an offence.

Some are, some aren't. At a sports game, when disgruntled fans yell out "kill the ref", they are not charged with a crime, much less required to pay $500,000 in bail, sent into solitary confinement, and occasionally stripped naked while waiting for trial.

I believe that it is your viewpoint that any sports player or fan who says anything which can be construed as threatening to kill should be charged with a crime.

Here's a specific oral threat from Shannon Sharpe of the Broncos: "we are killing the Patriots". Of course, the larger context is: "Mr. President! Call in the National Guard! Send as many men as you can spare! Because we are killing the Patriots! They need emergency help!"

Should he be charged? If so, you have an extremely low threshold for free speech. If not, what makes this not a threat, while the teenager's statement is a threat?

In those instances it's very clear that it's not a real threat, I doubt anybody reported it. In this case it was unclear whether it was a serious threat and somebody reported it. The work kill is used in the contexts you presented all the time and people understand that it isn't serious. It's not everyday you hear it people threaten to kill/shoot children as a joke and some people rightly take that seriously.
What makes it clear that something is a real threat?

If there's lack of motive, lack of planning, and lack of weapons, then is it a threat? Everything about this case says that there was no evidence that it was real, and that all exculpatory evidence (eg, the context this was smack talk, and the "j/k" and "lol" disclaimer) were removed from the evidence presented to the judge.

You say that unusual expressions are more deserving of investigation, and should have a lower threshold than 'normal' phrases like "I'm so angry with you that I could to kill you." However, in the context, the person accused had just been insulted by being called "crazy", and the response seems to have a riff on what "crazy" might really mean, quickly followed by the disclaimers.

Where is the actual threat? I don't see how this teenager is a real threat, just like you don't see how those other cases are real threats.

For that matter, and from what I understand, the person who reported the message is from Canada. Canada has a different cultural expectation of what free speech means than the US. If it takes a single report to make the sort of complaint about "unusual speech", do we need to accept anyone's standard threshold anywhere in the world?

If a DC police officer, who sometimes works as a motorcycle escort for the First Lady, can jokingly say that he want to kill her, and purportedly shows another officer a picture of the weapon he will use to do so, then surely that's a much more serious threat, with specific access and ability. Yet, that officer wasn't charged with a crime, nor sent to prison with a high bond. As I understand, he had desk duty while the investigation occurred.

Why is this case with the teenager so deserving of a disproportionately high bond, compared to other threats which are seemingly more credible?

Recently in Oklahoma, "A Norman man threatened via email to kill Gov. Mary Fallin's “child” and McClain County Sheriff Don Hewitt, apparently because he is upset about the death of his own child." "Helling, who told investigators he sent the emails from the Norman Public Library, was arrested June 7 on “unrelated warrants” and booked into the Cleveland County jail. His bail has been set at $20,000, records show."

Last year in Utah, "A Utah man who police say threatened to assassinate Gov. Gary Herbert is now facing multiple felony charges." "The 52-year-old Baker is being held in the Salt Lake County jail. Bail is set at $25,007."

So we have people who have specifically threatened to kill a governor (and in one case the governor's (grown) child), and had a bail of only $25,000 or so.

Why is this teenager's case so extreme so as to require a bail of $500,000?

I've searched, but couldn't find a similar case with a bail that was this high. The closest I found was from a few years ago: "A Philadelphia man was charged with telephoning death threats into 911 against Mayor Bloomberg and Police Commissioner Kelly, authorities said Monday." "Fisher is being held on $100,000 bail after his arraignment Saturday in Manhattan Criminal Court on 10 counts of making a terroristic threat, authorities said."

I've instead found things like earlier this week, where "An Owatonna man faces felony charges after he allegedly threatened to kill a man while waving a baseball bat. Andrew John Kramer, 24, was charged with second-degree assault with a dangerous weapon and making a terroristic threat in Steele County District Court on Monday morning. ... Because of his criminal history and the possible public safety risk, Judge Joseph Bueltel set Kramer’s outright bail at $30,000 and his conditional bail at $15,000."

Do you seriously believe that these cases of direct threats against specific people, including threatening to use a baseball bat, is less serious, and less deserving of high bail, than what the teenag...

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> D.C. Police Officer Christopher Picciano, "a 17-year veteran who was a member of the elite presidential motorcade detail," will be suspended without pay for a little over a month after joking about killing the first lady, threatening to go on a shooting spree, and calling Pres. Obama a communist.

Important brain stuff hasn't finished developing by 19. He's not allowed to drink alcohol because he's not adult enough. He's not a child, but he's not an adult.

> or some time with a psychiatrist.

Why? There's no suggestion that the comments were caused by mental illness, just by immaturity and disinhibited environment.

You can drink alcohol at 18 in the UK. Even earlier in Europe, I believe. Does that mean our brains develop faster?
Eh, liquor age laws in the US are actually very varied. 29 states allow minors to drink on private property with parent permission (for example, parents giving their child a glass of wine with dinner.) and 11 states allow parents to order their children alcoholic beverages at restaurants. 6 states allow children to drink on private property without parent permission (for example, I get home from highschool and crack open a cold one before 'the rents' get home).

To my knowledge you have to be 21 to buy alcohol yourself in all 50 states though.

Always wondered - why not just distill the stuff yourself in the US? It is extremely easy - you just need fruits, heat source, sugar and basic 6th grade chemistry knowledge to separate methanol and ethanol.

Even better solution is to just buy ultra pure for analysis ethanol from local chemistry store (or Merck), dilute with distilled water 3/2, add some drops (very little - a drop or two per liter) of glycerin to smooth the taste, some citric acid or lemon juice.

It is better than top shelf vodka.

Distilling in America requires paperwork and some taxes, and special construction, even just for personal use. It is pretty much a royal pain in the ass to do legally (http://www.ttb.gov/spirits/faq.shtml#s7), though of course some people do make illegal moonshine.

Homebrewing beer legally is trivial though, and a fairly popular hobby. Homebrewing beer legally for personal use was trickier until 1979 iirc, so there isn't a long tradition of it yet, but it is becoming increasingly popular as time goes on.

I agree with you it is fun and educational.

However, unauthorized distillation in the US is considered a serious federal crime which is investigated by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, which tends to do everything with full force military raids that kill their targets and/or result in long prison terms.

A license to distill for fuel use only costs $3000 a year.

Home distillation is permitted in many countries. In the US it is unlikely as much of the country still believes that alcohol comes from the devil and anyone who drinks is not going to get to heaven. There are still dry counties in which sales of alcohol are not permitted at all, and there are still Sunday laws in place in many areas.

I think most UK people can find an off licence or pub that serves them at 15. We certainly did at my school.
Oh yes, the situation there is certainly better. I'm just pointing out that the drinking age is not strictly 21 across the US.
I did mean to say "buy", not "drink". And in the UK you're legally allowed to drink alcohol from the age of 5.

My point was that the state imposes restrictions on him because the state thinks he's not adult enough to handle the consequences. The state doesn't allow him to buy alcohol because the state thinks he's too immature to do so. Thus, it seems unfair for the state to suddenly claim that he's fully adult and fully capable of behaving like an adult and fully responsible for his actions.

> proved he was 'joking'

So now he has to prove his own innocence as well? What fucking country is this? The prosecution has to prove guilt in America, not the defence innocence.

I didn't mean it he has to prove it (although I worded that badly). I meant the outcome of the trial should be he was joking.
I am not sure if you are serious, but this is a teen playing a computer game with his friends. He was responding to a comment that he was "insane". He was showing he was 'insane' by making an outrageously insane comment. And then labelled it as such with "jk lol". I am not sure how it could possibly be more obvious that this was not a serious terrorist plot to eat children.

Perhaps if he had stated he was a unicorn from jupiter you would believe we should do a forced live autopsy on him to verify his extraordinary claims. The previous statement was a joke. The previous statement was not.

What? A reasonable response would be to do nothing.
For the record, here's exactly what the teen said:

"Oh yeah, I’m real messed up in the head, I’m going to go shoot up a school full of kids and eat their still-beating hearts. Lol jk"

That's an obvious joke. The "lol jk" wasn't even necessary to flag it as such.

Seriously, eating peoples still beating hearts? I don't care about Poe's Law or how much sarcasm doesn't translate to ascii... if that is not plainly a joke to you then you have some serious issues with the english language that you need to resolve.
I make worse jokes than this on a weekly basis. That something like this could lead to any kind of punishment beyond "stop making tasteless jokes" is insane.
Same. I am stunned that this apparently warrants any sort of official response, and I am doubly stunned that so many people seem to support a response of some sort.
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Well, it's not exactly a joke, it's a comment ridiculing the other person by responding with obvious dripping sarcasm. People who really take "eat their still-beating hearts" seriously from a teenager playing a video game have serious difficulty parsing reality.

However, I am skeptical that there is anyone that actually took it seriously and didn't understand that this was a sarcastic comment. Those advocating this teen's continued imprisonment while making claims he is a potential mass murderer or terrorist are not sincere, they are interested in promoting the exercise of state power for its own sake.

We don't punish people on being funny, we punish people based on whether it's a serious, credible threat, which this clearly was not. No motive, no means, etc.
So he should be punished because firstly people couldn't infer that he was joking and secondly still couldn't infer that he was joking after he clarified that he was joking? 'jk' is really not that hard to figure out given the context.

Regardless of whether people know what he means, his intent is very clear. He shouldn't be punished because some people are too stupid to interpret what he's saying or deliberately misinterpret what he's saying to get him in to trouble.

I feel very unsafe knowing that people like you, who are able to consider seriously a scenario as inhuman as eating the still-beating hearts of children, are still out there and free to go. A normal person wouldn't ever be able to think about it as anything else than a joke. The fact that you consider it realistically possible is very disturbing. Who knows what you could do if your life hits a low point and you suddenly flip your crazy switch? If you were living next door to me, I would report you to the authorities, and hope you get jailed with $1M bail until it's made clear that you aren't a ticking bomb endangering our children.
The sarcasm is strong with this one, young padawan.
> There are some things normal people don't even joke about

Have you never been on the internet before?

No, the 'jk' isn't the only thing that makes it clear it was a joke. The phrase "still beating hearts" is an example of ridiculous over-the-top language used for the effect of humour. That's sometimes how humour works, you say something and people know it's not serious, because of how ridiculous it is. For example, if someone threatened to stab you, you might think it was a credible threat. If they threatened to sacrifice you to Kali while sodomising your pet gerbil, it's probably a joke.

It's more than just "some people" who joke about dark things. I would say most people make dark or sick jokes with their friends. It's normal behaviour. I find it hard to understand why you don't already know everything I'm saying. In fact it's slightly worrying that you have such a narrow (naive even) view on how "normal" people behave, and yet you feel qualified to have an opinion on the credibility of online threats.

> There are some things normal people don't even joke about - this is one of them.

Those aren't normal people. At least not "normal" in the sense that you shouldn't keep a very close eye on whether you should worry about what they will do one day.

I mean sure, not joking about something is everybody's choice free to make.

> It was just a sick statement.

It's the ones making baseless assumptions and judgements like this that I am most nervous about.

People who choose to live their lives by fear will be engulfed by their own flames. If the mere utterance of words can drive people to punish fellow beings to any extent, then it is only a matter time before they are stricken with their own gavel…
I wonder what would happen if thousands would coordinate to post similar jokes, thereby swamping the legal system and pointing out the absurdity - similarly to the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AACS_encryption_key_controversy
Or what would happen if people reported every similar "threat" they heard on Xbox live and similar?
The difference between the GP's and your suggestion is who takes the risk. Both protests would risk getting a few people in nasty situations with the authorities.

In the GP's plan that risk lies with the protestors themselves, in your plan it's the random xbox playing kids you are suggesting to report on. Making the problem worse before it gets better and possibly introducing a chilling effect causing the opposite of what you intend to accomplish.

Its bizarre to see the number of comments turning this into some dire constitutional issue. No court has said he isn't protected by the first amendment. He said something online, some uptight woman saw it and told the police, now the police are charging him to cover their asses in case he becomes the next Dylan klebold. The constitution doesn't protect you from having to endure stupid shit like this and you're looking at history through rose colored glasses if you think small town Texas sheriffs ever stopped and said "gee, this is a violation of this kid's first amendment rights."

Its an awful injustice and the guy posting the bond is a hero. But people have been prosecuted for stupid shit like this since time immemorial. Heck, at least the kid is white. It would make your skin crawl to read the kind of prosecutions small towns have engaged in against black people.

"now the police are charging him to cover their asses in case he becomes the next Dylan klebold. The constitution doesn't protect you from having to endure stupid shit like this and you're looking at history through rose colored glasses if you think small town Texas sheriffs ever stopped and said 'gee, this is a violation of this kid's first amendment rights.' "

Yes, the point of the Bill of Rights is to protect against exactly this sort of thing, to prevent the government from shutting people up. That it has happened before, especially based on race, doesn't at all make it right, ethical, or legal. The whole point here is that freedom of speech isn't fought at Michelangelo's David, its fought at Larry Flynt's Hustler.

There are numerous cases just like this one going on around the country at the same time. This is not an isolated case, as such it is in fact a dire constitutional issue. Failure to properly defend against these trial balloons will see the definition of freedom of speech radically altered in the span of a single decade. Governments rarely give back ground that they take.
Well, but you make it sound as though the Government is some monolithic Man. It isn't.

What's different now is that when the sheriff in some podunk town in Texas throws a mouthy kid into jail unjustly, the entire country hears about it on the Internet. That's a game-changer.

The comments (and moderation) on here overwhelmingly lean towards the "it was all a joke...freedom!" angle, so I'm not sure which HN you're reading. The very few counterpoints are in light gray.

The police dispute whether the "jk lol" part happened. The only person who vouches for that is his father.

Is his initial threat credible? Perhaps not, but it absolutely does deserve a visit from police (many school shooters have made the same sort of at-the-time humorous comments beforehand), and I doubt many who claim otherwise would stick to their positions had he actually then moved to violence. What the police actually discovered we don't know, but apparently it was enough to make the police, the prosecutor, and a judge escalate the situation.

I would stick to my position if it escalated to violence. The best strategy to counter terrorism is not to give up freedom. Giving up freedom is society acting as if it is terrorized. Acting terrorized is exactly what terrorist want.

Whether he wrote a song, a poem, a joke, a virus infected his computer and posted it, a friend wrote it while he wasn't looking, a hacker got in and wrote it, or any one of a million ways it could have come into existence or be interpreted, the government does not have to right to suppress his speech, set excessive bail, and seize his person. That is why we have the 1st, 4th, and 8th amendments. If all speech was happy-go-lucky speech, it wouldn't need to be protected.

I would rather die in a terrorist attack, then live without liberty. Look up the number of deaths caused by smoking, cars, alcohol, and obesity and then compare them to the deaths from terrorist. Then explain to my why we can't risk having a kid express himself. When did we become the land of the oppressed and the home of those scared by words?

"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." Really think about that. Think about what it means, why it was said, what the logic is behind it, what the philosophy is behind it. Say it over and over to yourself. Say it to friends and family. Memorize it. Live by it. It is the quintessential wisdom for our time, and for all time.

There have always been restrictions on speech -- specifically as it relates to threatening others -- for time eternal, having nothing whatsoever to do with terrorism. I'm actually Canadian, and here we have limits on hate speech, and I'm entirely for that.

We all need to live together, and rote recitations of absolute rights -- cast as if it's stark choices of blacks and whites -- doesn't match a reality that the world is a series of grays, and that your rights are perpetually in conflict with the rights of others (the rights of someone to make ill-conceived threats, versus the right to live peacefully and safely).

I also find it remarkable how many people cast this individual as a "kid". He is 19. At 19 many of us were living on our own, attending university, and there was no absurd notion that threats to schoolchildren would be treated as a joke, lol jk rofl.

Neither of us know why the police, judge and prosecutor decided to treat this so seriously, and it may absolutely be a gross overreach of the law, but at the same time the reflexively opposite reaction that holds his as an innocent joke of constitutional protected threats seem ill considered.

I specified Ars Technica as an example because I don't think Hacker News is bad here. In fact, I think HN's discussion about this issue has been great.

Whether or not the "LOL" "J/K" happened, the joke is obvious comedic hyperbole. I've had friends make really similar jokes. I'm sure you have too. My housemate shouts things like that over Skype while playing League of Legends. School shooters may write things like that, but so do plenty of perfectly well-adjusted teenagers.

I don't really have a problem with police making a visit, either. I don't think it's necessary, but if the police wanted to stop by and ask if everything's alright, no harm done. Still, there's a big jump from a police visit to searching his house and arresting him, and they seem to have done all three on the basis of a Facebook comment.

And if they found something really worrying, then they should be charging the kid with that. The fact that this is all they have implies that they haven't found that he's anything illegal. And if he hasn't, he obviously shouldn't be charged.

> Perhaps not, but it absolutely does deserve a visit from police (many school shooters have made the same sort of at-the-time humorous comments beforehand)

It's not how reality works.

Just write it like this:

P(shooter|makes-a-joke) = P(makes-a-joke|shooter) * P(shooter) / P(makes-a-joke).

And try to look at it, even qualitatively.

Even if every shooter was known to have made those kinds of jokes ( P(makes-a-joke|shooter) = 1 ), there are many, many more kids making those jokes who don't end up shooting anybody ( P(shooter)/P(makes-a-joke) ~ 0 because P(shooter) will be around 1/10^6 (several hundreds shootings so far over hundreds of millions of children being alive at those times) ).

Therefore a visit from police is absolutely undeserved because this test has mind-bogglingly huge potential for false positives. You'd probably had to interrogate thousands of kids per a school shooter to be found.

It's the same reason when you get "positive" on cancer test that has 99% chance of being right if you have cancer, that doesn't mean you have 99% chance of having cancer. It probably bumped up from 0.001% to 2% or something.

> and I doubt many who claim otherwise would stick to their positions had he actually then moved to violence.

Those who wouldn't shall be considered unwise and taught how the world works until they understand causality.

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How come the US still has a bail system? It so obviously favours those who can pay their way through. Either you are under arrest or you are not. If you are, you should only be able to regain your freedom by being found not guilty.
In the District Court of Maryland, minimum waiting time from arrest to trial is 4-6 weeks, and in major cases it can exceed a year. The only thing that eliminating bail will accomplish is further strengthening the power of the plea bargain.
Posting bail has nothing to do with being under arrest, and everything to do with remaining detained. For many (particularly non-violent) arrests there is no reason to detain a person until the time of their trial, which is at least a month but can commonly be a year or longer after the original arrest date due to a backlogged court system as well as delays necessary to prepare for a trial. Bail system does favor people that can afford it, but so does the trial system (afford a better lawyer), the healthcare system (afford a better doctor), the housing system (afford a better house in a better area), etc. That's called capitalism.
I agree with you that it does not make sense to detain someone for a non-violent crime unless they are likely to commit more crimes. But then they should be released unconditionally while awaiting their trial, not dependent upon whether they can pay a ransom fee or not. On the other hand a psychopathic murderer is dangerous to society so he should never have the option to pay bail.
I could be mistaken, but I don't think the idea is to force poor people to be detained. I think the purpose is to provide an incentive for the accused to show up to their court date. If the person posts the bail themselves, then they get the money back when they show up. If they use a bail bondsman, then a bounty hunter will track them down if they don't show up.
Then why didn't this kid, and anyone else stuck in arrest that can't pay the bail, use a bail bondsman to get out of it? It seems like a reasonable idea but broken in practice. If I wanted to become a fugitive I wouldn't care of I was chased by both bounty hunters and the police.
You still need to pay the bail bondsman 10% of your bail (and you don't get it back). He probably didn't have a spare $50k. The question I have is why was the bail $500k? That seems excessive.
The point is to give the defendant a proportionately strong incentive to show up at the trial. The judge has authority to set bail at a level that makes it likely they'll actually stand trial, which has to take into account the defendant's personal resources, the size of the potential punishment, and the level of danger they pose. If Bill Gates was being tried for first degree murder, I'm sure his bail would be set well north of $1 billion.
Slightly off topic:

How does the bail system fit to "Equal justice under law" ?

How a justice system can call itself just when rich get a clear advantage?

generally speaking, bail is set based on the persons means and the crime. The amount is supposed to be an amount that will make a person show up for trial, so a wealthy person will get a higher bail than a poor person for the same crime. Also, the worse the crime (and punishment expected) the higher the bail

all of that is why this is so absurd. the bail is extraordinarily high for the "crime" and for the person's level of wealth.

I wonder how this anon person/group gathered that money.
I am hoping this anonymous person is a Facebook employee who decided to put their exercised stock options to good use.
So are you a facebook employee who decided to put their ...

Whoever did this, heroes act in the shadows...

So, anybody else think that maybe the anonymous donor was somebody associated with Facebook?
Who the hell were the geniuses that actually indicted him? And to sit there for 5 months? Where's his speedy trial?
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In jail he's been beaten to the point of black eyes and concussions, stripped naked and held in solitary. While we're all debating like armchair constitutional scholars, I'd say the $500,000 donor was motivated at least as much by this.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/07/03/198129...

Solitary confinement is believed by many critics to be a form of psychological torture which can cause long-lasting damage to the brain.

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/07/solitary-confineme...

The fact that this kid's harmless comments have triggered a rabbit hole whereby he is on the receiving end of physical and psychological abuse while under the "care" of the state is disgusting and appalling.

I do imagine such concerns played into the donor's decision.

It's crazy to think about the precedent this sets. I mean, what about public works, books, music & articles? Could this be considered a terrorist threat these days?

        The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. 
        Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim,
        I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Some say a comet 
        will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers
        and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot 
        sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded 
        dipshits. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll 
        see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I 
        sure could use a vacation from this Silly shit, 
        stupid shit...  
  
I'm sure there are better examples, more scholarly ones, but that was the first off the top of my head.
Anyone wonder who might have paid this high an amount to bail this kid out? half a million is not a chump change for many millionaires or multi millionaires...but could be for someone who is a multi billionaire... And which multi billionaire would have 'soft' side to a facebook comment by a young kid..19 yr kid...maybe someone who probably would have said brash things himself when at that age...(not implying that he would have in same context) ...so could that be Zuckerberg? 1/2 million is a chump change for him and has obviously affiliation to see people not stop commenting on FB. Just wondering
Whoever bailed the kid out did not pay $500,000 -- they paid either 10% or 15% (i.e., $50,000 or $75,000) to a bail bondsman as a non-refundable bond, and the bail bondsman then paid the $500,000 to the state.

It's still a nice gesture.

My guess is it was Johnny Depp.

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Has anybody heard from the woman who set this whole thing in motion?

It would be a big boost to the case, I imagine, if she comes forward and says "I never wanted this". And sticks up for the poor kid.