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wouldn't be nearly as nice if this happens to you and you have a penis, trust me.

it'd be like. first of all dude, you lost your PURSE? that's weak, man...

then it'd be like "ha ha ha you want to borrow money for a soda? no, sir this will teach you to keep a better eye on your shit and will stop it from happening again." <buys soda and drinks it in front of you"