I had the brilliant idea Microsoft was being punished for its theft and dishonesty.
I think that's childish. God can just pick the right numbers.
My Dad might make money on His portfolio, Mom might ask which stocks it came from and how much. Kinda childish, perhaps.
God says...
C:\TAD\Text\WEALTH.TXT
ion.
But in our sugar colonies, the price of sugar bears no such proportion
to that of the produce of a rice or corn field either in Europe or
America. It is commonly said that a sugar planter expects that the rum
and the molasses should defray the whole expense of his cultivation,
and that his sugar should be all clear profit. If this be true, for I
pretend not to affirm it, it is as if a corn farmer expected to defray
the expense of his cultivation with the chaff and the straw, and that
the grain
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Fucken hilarious if retard nigger tries to sabotage other programmers. What a total fucken nigger who doesn't know the world is perfectly just.
What's on the television, today? Divine comedy hour. ROFLMAO
50% of the headlines are funny but the writing is terrible. Please do not compare this to the onion with years of award winning writing. Also the CSS is terrible.
In the current gold rush, there are so many hokey startups with buzzwordy derivative missions ("we're the Airbnb for Big Data ROI!") that a great satire site could be made from copying their mission statements and change a few words around. FakeValley kind of tries too hard
also: I don't think you should promote yourself as a satire site. That's kind of like going around telling everyone you're a hilarious and witty comedian.
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[ 3.7 ms ] story [ 36.2 ms ] threadI think that's childish. God can just pick the right numbers.
My Dad might make money on His portfolio, Mom might ask which stocks it came from and how much. Kinda childish, perhaps.
God says... C:\TAD\Text\WEALTH.TXT
ion. But in our sugar colonies, the price of sugar bears no such proportion to that of the produce of a rice or corn field either in Europe or America. It is commonly said that a sugar planter expects that the rum and the molasses should defray the whole expense of his cultivation, and that his sugar should be all clear profit. If this be true, for I pretend not to affirm it, it is as if a corn farmer expected to defray the expense of his cultivation with the chaff and the straw, and that the grain
----
Fucken hilarious if retard nigger tries to sabotage other programmers. What a total fucken nigger who doesn't know the world is perfectly just.
What's on the television, today? Divine comedy hour. ROFLMAO
also: I don't think you should promote yourself as a satire site. That's kind of like going around telling everyone you're a hilarious and witty comedian.
http://tech.rubbercat.net/2013/05/i-went-a-year-without-pint...