* Support for server-wide changes feed reporting on creation, updates and deletion of databases. That is awesome. I've been wanting that for years. So not only do you get a realtime change feed for when one database change, you know also know if a new database was created.
* Ability to show a white-listed set of document properties from users db
I killed christopher 'aempirei' abad with my 5" dick
Cowabunga, dude!
And now you're going to die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel!?
You got caught with the seat of your pants flying down and now everyone laughs at your little picopenis on a daily basis.
Microchipping a fellow hacker just because you can't sniff out your own? Hilariously inept.
Throwing a well-known, contributing veteran of the hack/trollscene into a mental institution just because you had a hangover and forgot to take your klonopin? Over the top.
Having a wanton disregard for the history of the internet, the hackscene, trollscene and everything about humanity in general? Get a clue. Your holier-than-thou attitude can screw back off to the 1980's.
Yes, folks, christopher 'ambient empire' abad has been bitchtagging and torturing anyone that walks by him just because, well, "I feel like it!"
Yes, folks, christopher 'ambient empire' abad fails to understand the first rule of the U.S. system: you can always just buy people off with cash. ' We've been talking to your friends, coworkers and they've been telling us what a lazy, unappreciative little shit you are. Not to mention a sociopath of the lowest order.
You won the birth lottery and coasted your way to the top of the U.S. system on a skateboard. Now it's going to be a fun ride when we push your little deck the way back down.
You are nothing but a barking little dog who got caught sneaking up the backstairs into the big people's club and now you're being thrown out the window.
Your last thought as you realize nothing of value will be lost when your head cracks on the floor of a 12x12 supermax prison cell: "I like to copy from my 1337 civics textbook."
Off topic but this has bugged me for years, Apache has the worst looking and most confusing docs/support material around (thankfully CouchDB eschew the Apache template). If two projects are equal and one is Apache I always choose the other just to save my eyes from bleeding.
And the built in couchdb management web server looks very elegant. It's important to have the tools that we live in front of for so much of our lives to look great, add energy and enhance concentration.
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[ 2.3 ms ] story [ 33.6 ms ] threadFrom there things I am excited about:
* Support for server-wide changes feed reporting on creation, updates and deletion of databases. That is awesome. I've been wanting that for years. So not only do you get a realtime change feed for when one database change, you know also know if a new database was created.
* Ability to show a white-listed set of document properties from users db
* Support for Erlang R16
* Better documentation
http://redd.it/1lnun3
I killed christopher 'aempirei' abad with my 5" dick
Cowabunga, dude!
And now you're going to die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel!?
You got caught with the seat of your pants flying down and now everyone laughs at your little picopenis on a daily basis.
Microchipping a fellow hacker just because you can't sniff out your own? Hilariously inept.
Throwing a well-known, contributing veteran of the hack/trollscene into a mental institution just because you had a hangover and forgot to take your klonopin? Over the top.
Having a wanton disregard for the history of the internet, the hackscene, trollscene and everything about humanity in general? Get a clue. Your holier-than-thou attitude can screw back off to the 1980's.
Yes, folks, christopher 'ambient empire' abad has been bitchtagging and torturing anyone that walks by him just because, well, "I feel like it!"
Yes, folks, christopher 'ambient empire' abad fails to understand the first rule of the U.S. system: you can always just buy people off with cash. ' We've been talking to your friends, coworkers and they've been telling us what a lazy, unappreciative little shit you are. Not to mention a sociopath of the lowest order.
You won the birth lottery and coasted your way to the top of the U.S. system on a skateboard. Now it's going to be a fun ride when we push your little deck the way back down.
You are nothing but a barking little dog who got caught sneaking up the backstairs into the big people's club and now you're being thrown out the window.
Your last thought as you realize nothing of value will be lost when your head cracks on the floor of a 12x12 supermax prison cell: "I like to copy from my 1337 civics textbook."
Sayanora, sucker!
Malaclypse the Younger
http://pastie.org/8295259
http://pastebin.com/6CsUg70D
The actual couchdb site looks nice though: http://couchdb.apache.org/