I forgot my password

Really, there is no way to retrieve a password here on HN, you forgot it? Oh Shit tough luck. Seriously, the login and account pages are a terrible, laughable excuse for a site that is frequented by so many educated tech professionals! If any one who cares reads this, please drop me a line, I would be happy to help make the shitty login and account pages more user friendly!

oh, and if you could help me recover my password for my other account that'd be nice too. :)