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So amazing. I'm hungover and this is delightful.
Looks like despite their best efforts, the SCP Foundation has failed, and a CK-class reality restructuring event has occurred. As you have fun playing with your Squishy Earth, just remember the sacrifice that Earth has made for you.
I saw the headline "Squishy Earth" and clicked on it, hoping (but not expecting) to actually be presented with an interactive squishy earth. I was pleasantly surprised.
This mechanic has an indie game written all over it. Go forth and make 1,000,000 x .99c!!!
Totally freakin' awesome. This is how aliens will torment us in the future, being beat about the head and shoulders with our own moon.
I tried for more than a minute to split earth in two. My physics-brain just expects it.