Parody of Zen Koans (home.earthlink.net)

"I wish I had not known that this was a parody", my friend said to me.

"What difference does it make?", I asked.

"I might have got enlightened!", he said.

At that moment I was enlightened.

this is like something jack handy would do. his would probably be funnier though. I only laughed out loud at the poison one.

It's hard to post TEXT on a WEBSITE. Let's go shopping!

I have investigated that old web page.