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privileged and a douchebag, star CEO
It's a satire piece, not actually written by the CEO ...
Editor's note: This is a satire, but you already knew that, right?

In case it's missed.

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This is funny, but at the same time, I don't think turning it down was so crazy. The founders already got to take $10MM off the table, so anything they do now is fairly risk free. Might as well shoot for the stars. As a platform, I think it's much more interesting than FB. FB updates are more of an announcement (that I scroll through thinking "don't care"), while snapchats are like playful messages than make you feel like someone is saying "hey" without an agenda.
There's an unspoken rule that satire should be funny.
$3 billion cash is a no brainer.

I for one would certainly feel schadenfreude if SnapChat becomes Digg 2.0, spurning a heck of an offer and then losing steam and becoming the redheaded stepchild of startups. $3billion is a heck of a price for a company that is super popular but has little to no lock in.

It's only worth $3 billion because there are three major competing social networks (Google, Twitter and Facebook) and Facebook doesn't need it, but doesn't want either Twitter or Facebook to have it.

I can't even imagine what companies like Tencent think they'll get out of acquiring SnapChat.