My random Gaussian guesstimator tells me that that chance that this is just trolling is slightly over 9000.
Here is serious shit so far:
1. We don't mind them, but you guys aren't asking really in-depth questions and I feel like LEAKING something so here goes:
We're planning to centralize people's phone OSs entirely by running them all as virtual machines and serving the screens out to phone devices. Your phone will just be a thin client that transfers and receives pictures and touch. We'll own your OS and charge you a subscription to use it.
I hate that shit, but it's where the higherups say we're going. On the plus side, it's cool as fuck. I dropped my phone running Android Cloud (working name) into a fucking shredder once. I got a nexus from the store, put in my info, loaded Cloud, and pulled up my home screen exactly as it was, music still paused.
2. I do not think this is op, but this will happen to him provided he is a Google employee and he is not just trolling:
There are unpleasant clauses in our NDAs. Needless to say, we lose a ton of money, our jobs, and all IC we were working on with company resources, which can really fuck us up, because the best part of being at google is being able to work on projects with company resources. In that way, it's kind of like Valve.
3. "Did Google exec team knew about NSA?"
They knew, but that didn't agree. The NSA tried to slip on some d-bag into our server maint staff to put in surveilance silently but the rest of the people were actually good at their jobs so it was found really quick. the company decided we couldnt just head the us gov off so we took it in the ass
same thing happened at verizon (and they still use hp domes, LOL). turns out one of their staff worked for the nsa.
It is not legit. OP is trying to use "drunk" story to cover for inconsistencies, yet his typing and complex sentence construction remain pretty good. I am not an expert, but my typing is first thing that goes.
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[ 4.4 ms ] story [ 26.0 ms ] threadHere is serious shit so far:
1. We don't mind them, but you guys aren't asking really in-depth questions and I feel like LEAKING something so here goes:
We're planning to centralize people's phone OSs entirely by running them all as virtual machines and serving the screens out to phone devices. Your phone will just be a thin client that transfers and receives pictures and touch. We'll own your OS and charge you a subscription to use it.
I hate that shit, but it's where the higherups say we're going. On the plus side, it's cool as fuck. I dropped my phone running Android Cloud (working name) into a fucking shredder once. I got a nexus from the store, put in my info, loaded Cloud, and pulled up my home screen exactly as it was, music still paused.
2. I do not think this is op, but this will happen to him provided he is a Google employee and he is not just trolling:
There are unpleasant clauses in our NDAs. Needless to say, we lose a ton of money, our jobs, and all IC we were working on with company resources, which can really fuck us up, because the best part of being at google is being able to work on projects with company resources. In that way, it's kind of like Valve.
3. "Did Google exec team knew about NSA?"
They knew, but that didn't agree. The NSA tried to slip on some d-bag into our server maint staff to put in surveilance silently but the rest of the people were actually good at their jobs so it was found really quick. the company decided we couldnt just head the us gov off so we took it in the ass
same thing happened at verizon (and they still use hp domes, LOL). turns out one of their staff worked for the nsa.
Good thing this shit gets posted but I get silenced. Yay.
:)