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mocha, chai, etc. I get it, it's a play on java. but are we eventually gonna run out of namespaces for all these different tools and libraries. There are only so many variations of tea and coffee we can use!
I'll start worrying when we get past "monkeykingjasmine".
They weren't smart enough to figure out that Java is an island? The language isn't called "Java Coffee". There are lots of geographical names to choose as well.
This is not a dev stack.
Agreed. It's all front end web stuff.
Psh, a true JS hipster runs front end web stuff all through his stack.

Our DB runs on node.js, brah.

Might I humbly suggest Elixir with Mnesia as your backend, for the 1.5 weeks that it's still hipster enough.
FlatWhite.js Cortado.js RedEye.js Americano.js Barrista.js MacBook.js Cuppa.js
> MacBook.js

You'd get a cease and desist for that.

Unibody.js skates the safer side of the line.
This is really funny, I actually laughed out loud.
Next post needs to say:

“Only an idiot would still be using Gulp.js – Broccoli is the new hotness”

I was really hoping "Open in app" would take me to a special hipster Dev stack app.
reminds me of something my coworker put together some time ago http://hipsterstack.herokuapp.com/
Must be old, most of those tech choices are well adopted now. Not hipster enough.
No kidding, I got:

> "Use AngularJS on django with PostgreSQL"

Yes, that does sound like a very sensible and stable choice that many respected firms are using.

This site was active in 2012, but everyone moved on, only a couple of posts in the past year.