write much web-based code. very programming. so <script></script>.
so participation in code review. much scary. no cry pls.
type type type on computer.
very building. much system OS/corn. such complicate.
wow.
Could be [mis]construed as making fun of Asian accents.
I don't know... but if I came across that without knowing the context, I would conclude it was written by a non-english-native speaker, most likely an Asian speaker.
Try an experiment, show the text to other people and ask them to guess the likely national/ethnic identity of the writer.
See "The Simpsons" episode CABF01, "Lisa the Tree Hugger", for some good examples of stereotypical comedic Asian immigrant speak:
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Bart: Man, I need a job.
[passes the You Thai Now restaurant]
Thai Man: [comes out of restaurant] You need job? I have job for you.
[they both enter the restaurant]
You take these.
[hands Bart a stack of doorknob signs]
You hang Thai menu on door. I get more business. Send daughters to small liberal arts college. Swarthmore, maybe Sarah Lawrence. Call professors by first name. Ha -- dynamite!
Bart: Hang 'em on the door. Got it.
...Bart finds the job too hard, and tosses then menus in dumpster. The restaurant owner finds him...
Thai Man: You quitter! [sing-song:] Quitter boy! Quitter boy!
Bart: I'm sorry.
Thai Man: Now restaurant fail. Children go to state college. Serious students powerless against drunken jockocracy. Baseball hats everywhere.
Bart: Hey, man, this job is too dangerous.
Thai Man: Menu boy no be coward, like shrimp; menu boy be brave, like prawn.
...montage of Bart training...
Thai Man: Menu boy must move silently, like ghost. Leave no footprint, only lunch specials.
[hands Bart some menus]
Bart: Hai! [Bart flips around, covering a wing chun dummy with menus]
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The text quoted by Edmond does have the same kind of speech patterns.
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Try an experiment, show the text to other people and ask them to guess the likely national/ethnic identity of the writer.
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Bart: Man, I need a job.
[passes the You Thai Now restaurant]
Thai Man: [comes out of restaurant] You need job? I have job for you.
[they both enter the restaurant]
You take these.
[hands Bart a stack of doorknob signs]
You hang Thai menu on door. I get more business. Send daughters to small liberal arts college. Swarthmore, maybe Sarah Lawrence. Call professors by first name. Ha -- dynamite!
Bart: Hang 'em on the door. Got it.
...Bart finds the job too hard, and tosses then menus in dumpster. The restaurant owner finds him...
Thai Man: You quitter! [sing-song:] Quitter boy! Quitter boy!
Bart: I'm sorry.
Thai Man: Now restaurant fail. Children go to state college. Serious students powerless against drunken jockocracy. Baseball hats everywhere.
Bart: Hey, man, this job is too dangerous.
Thai Man: Menu boy no be coward, like shrimp; menu boy be brave, like prawn.
...montage of Bart training...
Thai Man: Menu boy must move silently, like ghost. Leave no footprint, only lunch specials.
[hands Bart some menus]
Bart: Hai! [Bart flips around, covering a wing chun dummy with menus]
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The text quoted by Edmond does have the same kind of speech patterns.