Functional programming

I program exclusively in functional languages. LISP, F#, Scheme and Clojure are my bread and butter. This is because I have no bread or butter in my house. As a matter of fact I don't have a house - I'm living in a van down by the river. While I'm not working on finding a job I moonlight as a motivational speaker and I'd be happy to talk to your development team about how they too can experience the joys of functional programming.

-- Matt Foley