Ask HN: What's the smartest/funniest comment you have read in a block of code?

In Sequelize's MySQL Connector Manager, they implement their own connection pool a Futurama reference[1]:

// I'll make my own pool, with blackjack and hookers!

[1]: https://github.com/sequelize/sequelize/blob/bb40f280e2df900c...

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I was grading some students' Python code. On the line above a particularly complicated piece of code, there was the single comment #yolo.

// drunk, fix later or // If this comment is removed the program will blow up

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/184618/what-is-the-best-c...