We're solving the bee collapse mystery on average about 2.31265 times a day now. I'm starting to fear that we're solving it so well, we're gonna produce the opposite effect - bee explosion.
And now just think about this for a second - a bee explosion. Is this really a better problem to have, seriously?
My scientific opinion is that some problems are just not meant to be solved. Instead, we should look into quadcopter beebots.
As far as I can see the only reason colony collapse is seen as a mystery is because companies selling pesticides issue press releases saying so that get spit out verbatim by journalists.
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[ 2.9 ms ] story [ 19.7 ms ] threadUm... citation needed. Setting aside the issue of measuring weight in units of mass, where are these people getting their mega-salt?
(ETA: Source appears to be Yahoo! Answers, as far as I can tell. Clearly reputable.)
So the interesting question is whether the confusion was introduced by deception or not.
And now just think about this for a second - a bee explosion. Is this really a better problem to have, seriously?
My scientific opinion is that some problems are just not meant to be solved. Instead, we should look into quadcopter beebots.