Ask HN: Is git male or female?

I would vote for sex changed female crossdresser.

yes.

For it to be legit, I guess it has to be male, no?

male obviously, the alpha kind. Haven't you ever git-checkedout that big master branch, always git-pushing and git-pulling. Or maybe it has never git-shown it to you. Also straight: it likes pussy cause git-cat-phile, or is it git-cat-file? HAHAHA, are you git-init?