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Clever hack! Reminiscent of RMS: "I fetch web pages from other sites by sending mail to a program (see git://git.gnu.org/womb/hacks.git) that fetches them, much like wget, and then mails them back to me"

- https://stallman.org/stallman-computing.html

Doing this means that you have your own Wayback Machine, just index your mail archive. :)
Looking at that page, I can't help but feel I'm being brainwashed into a cult or something.
I can see how you'd feel vulnerable to that.
I wrote a VPN-over-Facebook tunnel a week or two ago with basically the same motivation. Stupid and slow as hell, but I still want to try it out with the $12 data plan sometime.
What happens if you post a link to some endless scrolling website?
Blindly assuming that it operates using the simplest thing that could possibly work, it's just capturing the viewport a few seconds after the page is "done" rendering. It would likely only show whatever content is loaded without scrolling.

I'm not about to go confirm this myself, as, well, Facebook.

It's a really clever idea, but something about "JPG Internet: Get your FREE JPG" made me think it was a joke at first.
Damn, this reminds me of having to do FTP-via-email (or asking for FREQs on FidoNet) 20 years ago...
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I predict the Facebook page will get shut down for displaying porn in the next day or so. Neat idea, though.
I had almost the same idea. Here there is something called facebook zero which is available at 0.facebook.com, it's facebook without images but it is free for T-Mobile users.

There would be a possibility to do some browsing if a user sends a query message to a page/other user-bot which then downloads the information and responds in a fb text message. Like that google sms feature.

Fortunately I have internet on my phone so this is not really a need anymore :)

Indeed, if the Internet were a JPEG, we could just put it in our pocket and carry it around...
just awesome! "maybe" helpful to some and at the same time it's satirical and funny. This just made my day :)
Clever idea. The best would be making the same kind of bot for private messages, and open-source it so people can deploy their own "proxys" on Facebook.
This reminds me of the oldschool days when you only had e-mail but no internet and you would talk to email bot requesting web pages which were sent to you via e-mail.