Worse than Heartbleed? Today's Bash bug could be breaking security for years (theverge.com)

Betteridge's law? I know that the headline doesn't actually end with the question mark, but I think it just might still apply.

Aren't wabbits and forkbombs common knowledge in 2014?

I sometimes imagine a world where OpenBSD is the norm for most data sensitive services, not just firewalls.