2015 a mutant raccoon race with an opposing thumb paw gets an advantage with new garbage can design and spreads in Toronto.
2030 they routinely get into houses and hide to watch home owners to learn where they hide the key from the reinforced food storage vaults.
2035 all drones in the country are armed to shoot raccoons but they learn to steal human dress and so disguise themselves
2040 raccoons learn to read digits and open the codelocks.
2050 human race is fighting a survival war against raccoon armed with stolen arms and drones that got overzealous and confusing people for disguised raccoons.
Couldn't a raccoon work around that limitation by placing two paws on opposite sides of the mechanism and squeezing?
Unless the mechanism requires two hands with opposable thumbs (four points of pressure)... in which case two raccoons could work together and share the spoils.
Timely. A raccoon walked up to my stoop in Downtown Brooklyn last week. I've been there 19 years and have never seen such a thing and I thought to myself, how the hell does a raccoon survive in Brooklyn?
Raccoons are incredibly common here in Downtown Toronto. A friend of mine even had issues with them coming onto her 4th story balcony and throwing her flower pots to the ground below. They're also no longer scared of humans at all, and will either completely ignore you or become aggressive.
I think we'll have to start culling them within a few years, they're becoming an infestation and are simply too intelligent for their own good.
>I think we'll have to start culling them within a few years, they're becoming an infestation and are simply too intelligent for their own good.
i wonder why we tend to treat that as infestation instead of celebrating that at least some wildlife is able to coexists with us. We lived in a house in Palo Alto and the big family of racoons lived under the house and on the nearby redwoods. It was pretty enjoyable and fun.
It's definitely not fun. City raccoons here are very aggressive and a big nuisance. They rip apart and shred any containers that have the sent of food, and are carriers of several diseases.
While they can look cute and furry, from my experience, they are far from.
the human species delays its own uplift by failing to recognize and treat accordingly the other sentient species. As the representative of higher civilization clearly said to humans long time ago - treat others like you want to be treated yourself - very simple benchmark by meeting which humans will show that they are ready to move to the next step on the ladder.
A raccoon recently snuck into my apartment in the middle of the Mission in SF, and rampaged around the place in the middle of the night, ripping through bread and leaving a huge mess. My roommate told me that he chased it back out the window with a broom.
I was totally shocked, and thought that it must have been a one in a million event. Of course, it happened again.
I would say it was a nice taste of the wild in the middle of the city, but sweeping up the mess and wiping down all the paw prints was a huge pain. Nature never ceases to impress.
There is this fellow who climbs down the old metal ladders we have in our backyard in Brooklyn. She comes down to help herself to the dry cat food. Really interesting eating habits: dips her fingers in the water bowl and then scoops up cat food with both hands and munches along. Then climbs back up to the tree and finishes it off with a few leaves of the Berry tree.
“They do go around trying systematically different things around that bin, they play until something moves and then they keep working at that,” Treadwell says.
I wonder if a similar expansion and increase in intelligence is also occurring with opossums. I had several near my house in Houston, and even had one house invader that I found in my kitchen. After carefully moving it into a cat carrier, I helped the opossum find a new home about a mile away at the bayou.
Raccoons carry a virus [Baylisascaris procyonis] that is especially bad for humans. [1] Be very careful when cleaning up area's that may have raccoon feces such as near trash cans. By careful, I mean don't inhale the dust from aggressive sweeping, leaf blowing, etc.
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2052: Rocket Racoon forms an alliance with a Flora Colossi named Groot.
Unless the mechanism requires two hands with opposable thumbs (four points of pressure)... in which case two raccoons could work together and share the spoils.
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2014/08/26/toronto_designer_...
Life lessons from a rainbow trout...
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2014/08/26/toronto_designer_...
It looks like you would need opposable thumbs to disengage both latches at the same time.
I think we'll have to start culling them within a few years, they're becoming an infestation and are simply too intelligent for their own good.
http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20090402/METRO08/90402039...
i wonder why we tend to treat that as infestation instead of celebrating that at least some wildlife is able to coexists with us. We lived in a house in Palo Alto and the big family of racoons lived under the house and on the nearby redwoods. It was pretty enjoyable and fun.
While they can look cute and furry, from my experience, they are far from.
[0] http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xlft8n_pom-poko-balls-again...
(not really NSFW unless you work for some ultra-conservative group of some sort. It's from an animated film.)
imagine the racoons after consuming remnants of crack in the Ford's thrash or the racoons on withdrawal looking for the next hit
I was totally shocked, and thought that it must have been a one in a million event. Of course, it happened again.
I would say it was a nice taste of the wild in the middle of the city, but sweeping up the mess and wiping down all the paw prints was a huge pain. Nature never ceases to impress.
--A raccoon, in the movie The Great Outdoors
... for now...
That's basically fuzzing. They're furry fuzzers.
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episodes/raccoon-nation/full-...
[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baylisascaris_procyonis