Brunch Is for Jerks (nytimes.com)

This article slowly transformed into a parody as I read through. Even if not the original intention, this piece was hilarious.

First world problems. So many people work long hours in NY that brunch is the only time to socialize for many. Long live brunch!

Never been to a brunch in NYC, but Oakland has a ton of places offering a great brunch, and this article certainly isn't going to stop me from visiting them.

Never mind, I stopped at "white people".